James Lileks' The Diner

Today's lesson: Don't let your wife go to the big box store or you'll be eating the same thing for a week.

The most gratuitous show to date. And if you tip your waitress, make sure you help her get back up on her feet.

Sidewalk cafes and gracious living for all.

An episode that's steaming hot and will get you going. Dare we say it? It's good to the last drop (and that's good, too!)

An episode that was hermetically sealed and kept in a mayonnaise jar on the front porch of Funk & Wagnalls since noon today