Keeping Up With The Jones

Episode 49

I was massaging the hole in my mouth where I had a tooth removed. I will show you the hole.

Episode 48

My life is a love letter to humanity. What the globalists do is a hate letter, a curse.

Episode 47

Q tells us stuff and all of its lies is what I'm saying. You're full of shit. That's why! Because every god damn thing out of you people's mouths doesn't come true. It's always...Oh there's energy. Oh now we're done with Trump. You said he was the Messiah. You said he was invisible. You said it was all over. That we're all going to Gitmo. Now oh he's part of a bigger thing of Q. I will not suffer your Q people after this! I knew what you were day 1. I know what you are now and I'M SICK OF IT! I'm sick of all these witches and warlocks and pumpkins popsums. And everything. Oh god. I'm sorry. I can't talk to you anymore. Jesus Christ.

Episode 46

We declare independence from the communist concession speech that the globalists are demanding in order to give their offering to Satan.

Episode 45

Spoiler alert: The fly was a drone.