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No Clue Movie Reviews

Podcast by No Clue Movie Reviews

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About No Clue Movie Reviews

Jay and Malcolm are back with a fresh take on cinema. From timeless classics to the latest blockbusters (and everything in between), we deliver honest, no-holds-barred reviews packed with humor, hot takes, and the unfiltered banter you loved before. Whether it's dissecting hidden gems, roasting flops, or debating what makes a film iconic, join us for movie talk that doesn't pull punches. New episodes drop every Tuesday – subscribe now!

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20 episodes

episode Ep 20 - Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006) artwork

Ep 20 - Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)

This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are pulling up a stool with special guest Trashcan Tabby from The Gray's Taproom Podcast to see if JB and KG's quest for rock supremacy still holds up! Did Jack Black and Kyle Gass actually create the greatest rock movie ever made, or did it flop for a reason? Can a literal piece of Satan's tooth solve all your musical problems? Is Dave Grohl's Satan officially the best movie cameo in cinema history? And can the three of us survive the ultimate rock-off without getting our minds blown?Grab a cold one from the tap, hit play, and find out if this cult classic is a masterpiece or just a tribute! Follow "The Gray's Taproom Podcast" on Twitter/X @graystaproompod [https://x.com/graystaproompod] Follow Trashcan Tabby on her Twitter/X @TaproomTab [https://x.com/TaproomTab] Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/NoClueReviewJay] and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@NoClueMovieReview]. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

23 Jun 2026 - 1 h 11 min
episode Ep 19 - Blankman (1994) artwork

Ep 19 - Blankman (1994)

Long before Wakanda Forever, there was a different kind of hero protecting the streets. This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay tune into the 1994 DIY superhero spectacular... Blankman! Can a man armed only with bulletproof underwear and a toilet-paper launcher defeat the mob? Will the brilliant, bed-wetting Darryl Walker win the heart of the lovely Susan? Can the cynical "Other Guy" swallow his pride in time to save his brother? And just what is the secret behind a homemade washing machine robot named J-5?!Find out the answers to these questions and more! Same Blank-Time! Same Blank-Channel! Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/NoClueReviewJay] and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@NoClueMovieReview]. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

16 Jun 2026 - 1 h 3 min
episode Ep 18 - Scary Movie 5 (2013) artwork

Ep 18 - Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Before you head to the theaters for your next comedy, remember what happened the last time a major spoof franchise tried to make us laugh. We are diving into Scary Movie 5 to ask the ultimate question: Is it actually that bad? From the missing iconic cast members to the incredibly dated 2013 pop culture references, we are breaking down everything that went wrong. Drop a comment below—did you ever find a single laugh in this movie? Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/NoClueReviewJay] and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@NoClueMovieReview]. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

9 Jun 2026 - 56 min
episode Ep 17 - Masters of the Universe (1987) artwork

Ep 17 - Masters of the Universe (1987)

We have the Power... to shamelessly review a movie of the same IP that's currently hitting theaters! Hey, look, the corporate synergy was right there, and we aren't above taking advantage of a cosmic coincidence. In this episode, Jay and Malcolm are hopping into the theater to dissect Cannon Films' infamous 1987 live-action gamble: Masters of the Universe. From an oiled-up Dolph Lundgren wandering around an 80s electronics store to Skeletor acting his absolute ribs off on a single soundstage, this movie is a magnificent creature of its time. Did Cannon actually have a finished script, or did two producers just buy a toy line and wing the entire pre-production phase over a five-minute lunch? We’re breaking down the budget-stretching visual effects and the absolute absurdity of bringing Eternia to Earth. Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/NoClueReviewJay] and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@NoClueMovieReview]. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

2 Jun 2026 - 1 h 10 min
episode Ep 16 - High Spirits (1988) artwork

Ep 16 - High Spirits (1988)

What happens when you mix Peter O'Toole acting for the absolute back row, a genuinely massive castle set, a bit of classic Irish "skelping," and a movie that can't decide if it's a gothic romance or a slapstick comedy? You get Neil Jordan's 1988 supernatural anomaly: High Spirits.For this trip to the haunted hills of Ireland, Jay and I are joined by a very special guest—Teresa from the "And Now You Know" Podcast! Together, we dive deep into the chaotic production style, the theatrical energy, and the bizarre line this movie walks between genuine romance and ghost infatuation.Does the massive scale of the production hold up, or does the script collapse under its own weight? We’re breaking down the sets, the slang, and the overall vibes to see if this flick is a hidden nostalgic masterpiece or just a beautiful, messy disaster. Drop your thoughts in the comments, check out Teresa's channel, and let us know: Have you actually seen this one, or did it slip completely under your radar?#HighSpirits #80sMovies #CultCinema #MovieReview #RetroFilms #PeterOToole Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/NoClueReviewJay] and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@NoClueMovieReview]. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

26 May 2026 - 1 h 0 min
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