A Unified Theory of Trash

A Little Sugar in the Tank

Jake and Taija continue their discussion of The Real Housewives of Miami Season 4 reboot, covering the specter of the gay husband, Larsa Pippen’s donk metaphysics, the plastic surgeon husband as modern Pygmalion, and a spin through the Le Carréesque world Julia Lemigova (before she met any Haitian morticians). This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit unifiedtrash.substack.com [https://unifiedtrash.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

The Butts, They're Everywhere

In the premier episode of A Unified Theory of Trash, Taija and Jake discuss the reboot of Bravo/Peacock’s The Real Housewives of Miami, and coin their very first theory of trash. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit unifiedtrash.substack.com [https://unifiedtrash.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]