Absolute Noncompliance

Special place in hell

Women should support each other in the workplace, particularly the managers. If a woman who is a manager does not support other women, cast her away, we have no use for her brand of wickedness.

Love office meanies

Office meanies are not truly mean people, they are simply straight-shooters who deliver their messages without all the fake sugar. At the very least, they help us thicken our skin, at best they are hilarious and endearing colleagues.

Jealous non-manager

Personality tests and treatment should be mandatory before giving someone a management position. This role is a high calling which requires a true leader with strong character and desire to support others in their professional ambitions.

Alone in the Zoom

Only a monkey of a manager drops spontaneous meetings in your calendar throughout the day. Boy bye.

Dear John - Sit down

In our Dear John segment we tell stories of the worst managers and the hell they put us through, and of course, teach John how to behave.