Ask My Daddy

EP 51 - Part 2 OJ Ain't For Everyone

Warning - any Tall Hot Blondes (TBHs) that are easily offended, please skip this episode. Starting with Wordle - really again guys?? Of course, my Daddy has Wordle brain! Daddy forgot his manners with his DROID, some things never change. New challenge to get warmed up - say Polly Had a Perfect Polymer Polly Poked Her Perfect Polymer With a Pen. We tease you with some topics but after aliens and expelling gas, we finally get to the question! Why does Orange Juice taste disgusting after brushing your teeth but pairs perfectly with our bestie, ALCOHOL? We talk tongues, beds, buds and paste taste. Is this a toothpaste question or not, or maybe its a question about mimosas or screwdrivers, who knows? I’ll tell you who - Ask My Daddy and the answer is LSL! And per him, its an idiot question, all about the bud tastes and Colgate scientists. We all need to do a measurement of derivation, so we can all enjoy THBs. Lort I hope I gave my Daddy correct social and/or dating advice, SMH. Life Lesson - drink more, brush less and love tangents. Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com [https://www.askmydaddypod.com]

EP 51 - Part 1 Boner WTF Are We Doing

ER MAH GAWD - never knew I needed a Sabbatical until now. I spent some time dusting off these microphones. So this is us, getting back in the saddle and getting my mis en place back in order. Life is a journey and Daddy is always ready with a rando song and wants everything to be about him. Which is fine! He’s old, he’s my Daddy, so he can get what he wants. Cat hairs galore with misconceiving titles all over the place! Witty is Fitty, we need to quit licking our fingers. Daddy tries to make me a kitty pimp or the opposite of a kitty pimp whatever the fuck that is.. I LOVE Daddy’s definition of a menty B (aka MTV to him) Cheers to being back in the saddle and getting our mics right. Hashtag best daddy in the world! Er mah gawd, watch out - spoiler alert!! Second real episode to drop momentarily Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com [https://www.askmydaddypod.com]

EP 50 - Shitter's Full and What to Do

We may repeat ourselves but we are still a little rusty in this one too… Who the fuck is my cohost?? Joel the Father.. And please don’t eat during this episode, it will not end up well. Daddy is READY feeling frisky and froggy, and Deanna the Daughter is WRONG on the episode number cuz we did a reversi, unintentionally. Heads up - toilet plungers are the worst! But it gives musical chairs a whole new meaning… Shit ends up everywhere with these thangs and that’s gross, pause for puke sounds here… But you’re welcome for dick firecrackers. So I will drink to this episode and say cheers with the warning of TMI and DO NOT EAT. We’s back-ish and don’t take our advice, especially when it comes to TNT!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com [https://www.askmydaddypod.com]

EP 49 - RFQ #9 Cuz WTF

Are the questions on the left or right - its been too fucking long, we have NO idea what the actual fuck we’re doing. Therefore, everyone gets a refresher on this podcast and our bloviations - is that EVEN a real world. Who cares, the show must go on!! Best way to push forward is to reminisce with HOT DUDE FIRE PANTIES. We are all ready for rapid fire questions at Joel speed, LETS GO!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com [https://www.askmydaddypod.com]

EP 48 - *Hammered* Need for Speed

We start this episode with Daddy not feeling his LIPS, gonna be a wild-ish ride, y’all! Can we get our GD mics right yet? We’ve only been doing this for a year and Daddy just has to get his mouth in the “right” position.. SMH FML WTF… Of course we gotta catch up on how taco bowls can suck, hashtag eating healthy is lame.. We don’t count the boners and we are finally answering a LISTENER QUESTION!!! Shout out Candy - Hello Candy, quit rumbling around in my daddy’s brain! But first, a Tangent - an Elvis Tangent, of course!! So a good CPA question is - which is faster: the crazy speed of light or the snail speed of sound? We love alliterations and its obvi, BUT it’s a two parter: how do you measure each? Who the fuck knows, cuz its too sciency for this podcast. Cheers to my accountant by day, stripper by night bestie!! Keep these qweshons coming guys, we love ‘em and don’t mind the kitties in the background that Daddy can’t hear… Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com [https://www.askmydaddypod.com]