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Episode 7 - Minority Report (2002)

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://begaysolvecrimes.com], we’re cruising on over to the noughties to watch the ever-prescient Steven Spielberg film Minority Report (2002), based on the classic novella by Philip K Dick. Join us for a vision of a future where we blow our entire Patreon budget on milk baths and pass the savings onto you, where a Colin Farrell can be too Catholic even for November Kelly, and how shaven a Tom Cruise can be narrowly avoids becoming a lawsuit. We've got babygirl Pool-Boys, Twinks From The Fed, Emotional-Support Enbies. It's a gender kaleidoscope, folks. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes], you should sign up to our Patreon [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes] where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-152180455?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on Silence of the Lambs [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-b-153333998?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on LA Noire [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-c-154453206?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-d-155637163?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], Nancy Drew [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-e-156807289?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], and Nick Valentine from Fallout 4 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-f-158101295?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]! Join us there next time for BLADE RUNNER! The Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://bsky.app/profile/begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social] team is made up of November Kelly [https://bsky.app/profile/postoctobrist.bsky.social], Mia Mulder [https://www.youtube.com/MiaMulder], and their local librarian Lucy. [https://bsky.app/profile/absobloodylucy.bsky.social]

[PREVIEW] Episode F - Nick Valentine in Fallout 4 + Far Harbor (Bonus Episode)

On this Patreon [https://begaysolvecrimes.com/] exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://begaysolvecrimes.com/], we're checking in on our dear friend, the synth detective himself, Nick Valentine from Fallout 4 and Far Harbor. Join us as Lucy gets immediately sidetracked into talking about Fallout: New Vegas, Mia and Nova join forces to try and mod in a jerry-built judicial system to the post-apocalypse, and Nick Valentine gives us all some much needed heckling. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon [https://begaysolvecrimes.com/] where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky [https://bsky.app/profile/begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social], where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly [https://bsky.app/profile/postoctobrist.bsky.social], Mia Mulder [https://bsky.app/profile/miamulder.bsky.social], and your local librarian Lucy [https://bsky.app/profile/absobloodylucy.bsky.social], who writes all the music for the show.

Episode 6 - Inspector Gadget 2 (2003)

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://begaysolvecrimes.com], we're leapfrogging right into Inspector Gadget 2! The one with the Girl Inspector Gadget, who looks remarkably like a friend of ours. Join us on the goopiest episode yet as we introduce you all to our new beloved cyborg co-host Robo-Nova, wade into a whole new world of viscous hot pink gunge to pick apart exactly in what ways a movie can be racist towards a car, and Mia interrogates Lucy about a mystery piercing... If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes], drop what you're doing right now and head on over to our Patreon [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes] where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-152180455?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on Silence of the Lambs [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-b-153333998?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on LA Noire [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-c-154453206?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-d-155637163?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] and Nancy Drew [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-e-156807289?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]! Join us there next time as we take on Nick Valentine from Fallout 4! The Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://bsky.app/profile/begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social] team is made up of November Kelly [https://bsky.app/profile/postoctobrist.bsky.social], Mia Mulder [https://www.youtube.com/MiaMulder], and their local librarian Lucy. [https://bsky.app/profile/absobloodylucy.bsky.social]

[PREVIEW] Episode E - Nancy Drew feat. Victoria Scott (Bonus Episode)

On this extra special Patreon [https://begaysolvecrimes.com] exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://begaysolvecrimes.com], we're investigating the beloved all-american classic Nancy Drew, joined by our own beloved american class act and dear dear friend Victoria Scott [https://bsky.app/profile/victoriascott.bsky.social], host of the podcast Tran Girlismo [https://www.patreon.com/cw/vantimevictoria]! Specifically, we're covering the 2007 eponymous film that literally none of us remembers existing. Join us as we give ourselves Precocious Darling Dysphoria, take turns dunking on a leather-jacketed 12-year-old boy who is somehow already locked on the path to getting Me Tooed, and Nova and Lucy get into an escalating arms race that threatens their very sanity. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon [https://begaysolvecrimes.com] where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  You can also follow Be Gay Solve Crimes on Bluesky [https://bsky.app/profile/begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social], where you can also find each of the BGSC team: November Kelly [https://bsky.app/profile/postoctobrist.bsky.social], Mia Mulder [https://bsky.app/profile/miamulder.bsky.social], and your local librarian Lucy [https://bsky.app/profile/absobloodylucy.bsky.social]. Next week, Mia will be back with us for Inspector Gadget 2!

Episode 5 - Lisbeth Salander & Mikael Blomkvist in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2005/2009/2011)

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes], things are finally getting Swedish round here as we dig out the files on Stieg Larsson's posthumous novel Men Who Hate Women, and its two separate film adaptations; The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. But which one are we watching, I hear you ask?  Yes. Could we have planned this better? Yes. Join us for a Scandinavian smorgasbord where Lucy gets pretty convinced that the layout of chess pieces is key to unlocking the mystery, Nova takes us on a much needed detour to a tranquil oasis spa retreat, and Mia keeps everyone afloat by revealing her unfiltered Swedish accent in all its glory. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes], drop what you're doing right now and head on over to our Patreon [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes] where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-152180455?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on Silence of the Lambs [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-b-153333998?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on LA Noire [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-c-154453206?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-d-155637163?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link].  Next time, we'll be watching Nancy Drew (2007) with our first special guest Victoria Scott [https://bsky.app/profile/victoriascott.bsky.social], automotive journalist, photographer extraordinaire, and host of the wonderful podcast Tran Girlismo [https://patreon.com/vantimevictoria?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLink]!  The Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://bsky.app/profile/begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social] team is made up of November Kelly [https://bsky.app/profile/postoctobrist.bsky.social], Mia Mulder [https://www.youtube.com/MiaMulder], and their local librarian Lucy. [https://bsky.app/profile/absobloodylucy.bsky.social]