Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

201: Thomas Massie Election Rigged? + New UFO Video + Elon's Ex + Guest: Jason Ellis

Results from the Thomas Massie election look awfully funny. We discuss that, plus Chelsea Handler being decimated by logic and Shane Gillis, Theo Von responds to Joe Rogan, nuns are under attack, and Jason Ellis joins us on the pod! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Look out for Jason Ellis' new special and check his dates at thejasonellis.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

200: Owen Benjamin Does Tucker + New Alien Images + Pete Davidson's Charlie Kirk Joke

On a special 200th episode of BS we discuss Owen Benjamin's take on Nick Fuentes and his Tucker Carlson appearance, how the Kevin Hart roast offended everyone, whether alien disclosure is always going to be this boring, whether the government is bringing demons into our dimension, and why this Adam Sosnick guy even tries. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Want to start your own creator journey? Click here: www.fanvue.com More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

199: Pastors Prepping For Alien Disclosure + Hantavirus + Spencer Pratt Wrecks Karen Bass

Government officials are meeting with pastors to prepare them for alien disclosure, according to a dude in an Afflictionesque button-down. We discuss that, plus the Met Gala is still creepy, Karen Bass is colluding with an opponent to defeat Spencer Pratt, only rich kids are succeeding in music (but is that really new?), and RIP Ted Turner. Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

198: Another Trump Assassination Attempt + Erika Kirk Gets Weird + Alien Spheres + Russell Brand's Bad Week

There's a ton of weirdness around President Trump's would-be shooter, plus the Buga Sphere is back, King Charles visits America, Spencer Pratt has a chance, Jimmy Kimmel is in trouble (and so is Russell Brand), and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Go to www.brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code 'BROKEN' at checkout to get 30-percent off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else! Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping and 365-day returns! When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code BROKEN at www.BlueChew.com! Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos at https://ethos.com/broken. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

197: Joe Rogan Visits Trump + MORE Dead Scientists + KKK False Flags + Aliens = Future Humans?

Joe Rogan visited Donald Trump in the White House last week. We discuss that, plus more dead scientists, including one who says that what we think are aliens are actually future humans, and we watch video of Alex Jones responding to President Trump and the Onion's attempt to parody his brand. Also: Someone with nuclear secrets got O'Keefe'd, HUGE news from the SPLC indictment, including evidence of false flags and funding of the KKK, the possible return of Chappelle's Show, and so much more. “Download thePrizePicks app today and use code BROKEN to get $50 in lineups after you play your first$5 lineup! That’s code BROKEN to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! PrizePicks. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard