Dissecting Astrology

Britney Spears

In this episode of Dissecting Astrology, Marcela Alonso and Cydney dive deep into the cosmic blueprint of the ultimate Princess of Pop: Britney Spears (born December 2, 1981). From her meteoric rise to stardom to her fiercely guarded independence, we break down her birth chart to see how the planets perfectly mirror her life, her struggles, and her iconic resilience. Why does her chart scream "superstar," and what do the stars say about her ongoing evolution? Grab your chart, settle in, and let’s dissect the astrology behind the icon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

George Clinton

Decoding Dr. Funkenstein: The Astrology of George Clinton** Get ready to tear the roof off the sucker! In this episode, your hosts **Marcela Alonso** and **Cydney** dive deep into the cosmic blueprint of a true musical pioneer. We are thrilled to welcome our special guest, **Lainie Speiser**, to help us dissect the celestial chart of the ultimate Funkmaster himself: **George Clinton**! Born on **July 22, 1941**, this larger-than-life mastermind revolutionized music, style, and performance as the leader of the legendary Parliament-Funkadelic collective. How do his planetary placements reflect his visionary creativity, his role as a genre-bending innovator, and his cosmic, Afrofuturist persona? Tune in as we lay out his birth chart, map his astrological DNA, and explore the stellar forces behind the magic of P-Funk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Jamie Fox

This week on Dissecting Astrology, Marcela Alonso and Cydney dive into the life and chart of Jamie Foxx ♊️✨ Born December 13, 1967, Jamie Foxx is a Sagittarius known for his talent, charisma, humor, and ability to reinvent himself throughout his career. In this episode, we break down his astrology, relationships, fame, career highs and lows, and the energy that makes him such a fascinating public figure. Check out the new episode of Dissecting Astrology this week 🎙️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Mick Jagger

Marcela Alonso and Cydney are diving into the chart of Mick Jagger on Dissecting Astrology. Born July 26, 1943, the legendary frontman built a career on charisma, reinvention, and undeniable stage presence. What in his birth chart may explain the magnetism that made him one of music’s most iconic figures? Tune in as they break down the astrology behind the legend you’ll have to listen for the full cosmic story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Aaliyah

On this episode of Dissecting Astrology, Marcela Alonso and Cydney take a deep dive into Aaliyah’s birth chart. Born January 16, 1979, the late singer became one of the most influential and unforgettable voices in R&B history. Together, they explore the astrological placements behind her magnetic presence, beauty, talent, and lasting cultural impact.On this episode of Dissecting Astrology, Marcela Alonso and Cydney take a deep dive into Aaliyah’s birth chart. Born January 16, 1979, the late singer became one of the most influential and unforgettable voices in R&B history. Together, they explore the astrological placements behind her magnetic presence, beauty, talent, and lasting cultural impact. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]