Don't Open This Podcast

Fear Faceoff Vol 1

Welcome to the main even here tonight in the DOTP ring as Mike & Tim pit original against remake in the most bone-crunching, nerve-splitting, no-holds-barred matchups that are allowed on the airwaves! We have combatants everywhere from Texas to New York(ish) right up to the Great White North! Settle in because the bell is about to ring for round 1 of FEAR FACEOFF!

April Fools 2: Bride Of The DOTP Super Secret Episode!

Ahhh Yes! April Fools! Where to begin? While generally recognized as a centuries-old tradition that serves as a day for lighthearted pranks & merriment, Mike & Tim appear to have adopted their own tradition. Join them for their second foray into cinematic tomfoolery as they pull the horror rug on you yet again…for a once-a-year genre switch! The guys, like many of you, love all sorts of movies! Granted, their hearts do pump pure HORROR most every day of the year, but April Fools is special! You are about to witness the “Bride of the DOTP Super-Secret Episode!”. Episode 98 features a handpicked collection of Mike & Tim’s favorite non-horror flicks! From hi-octane action & high school hijinks to Barbarian tales & campy pulp epics that transport you through both time & space! The genres may have shifted but this episode is still 100% certified DOTP entertainment!

Let's Get Sleazy VOL 1

Greetings Listeners! For this episode we’ve scraped the very bottom of the cinematic sewer to serve up six sleazy flicks sure to leave you itching for a shower afterward! Join Mike & Tim as they travel back in time to the GRINDHOUSE heyday of Times Square where a certifiable smorgasbord of sleaze awaits your senses! From shotgun blasted heads, gut munching aliens & pounds of naked flesh to horny Sasquatch slashers, MK ULTRA experiments gone awry & chainsawed limbs a plenty! This collection of sicko classics will leave you ripped open from pelvis to sternum! So, settle into that threadbare seat, ignore the sticky mess under your shoes & try your best not to get queasy because this is DOTP Episode 97 “Let’s Get SLEAZY!”

Occupational Hazards Vol 1

Are Monday's getting you down? Is your 9-5 grind killing you? Well, you're in luck because the doctor is in and he's prescribing you DOTP for that dose of terror to get you through this week! Mike and Tim return to bring you all sorts of career carnage from frightening physicians and killer clowns to zombie islands and deadly deskjobs! All that and more on OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS! Disclaimer: Side effects include restlessness, insomnia, exploding heads, and general euphoria. Ask your doctor if Don't Open This Podcast is right for you.

Psyched For Psychics VOL 1

Welcome back to “Don’t Open This Podcast”, please dim the lights, join hands, & no matter what occurs… DO NOT break the circle! Mike & Tim have been knee deep in paranormal text books, harnessing their combined knowledge to summon 6 extra sensory fright flicks guaranteed to blow your mind!From astral projection fueled revenge , malicious mind readers, & rebellious clairvoyants to telekinetic homicides, exploding heads, & cerebral possession, we cover it all!So, whether you’re a hardcore skeptic or a blind believer, Episode 95 “ Psyched for Psychics” is bound to awaken your third eye while chilling your spine! Regardless, we PREDICT you will have an amazing time!