DONT TELL YOUR GF

REAL LIFE MINECRAFT/ZELENSKY HAS A DARK SECRET

Nothing out of the norm here. And by that I mean that this episode is anything but normal, which I guess at this point is to be expected. This one will pair well with a nap, a couple drinks, or even on a device with no audio output. But in all reality, we appreciate anyone and everyone who takes time to subject themselves to this (the highest form of torture). Carry on my fellow masochists. I hope your weeks are going as well as the Russian invasion...

PRETTY PLEASE PUTIN?!//WHAT YOUR DRINK SAYS AB YOU

Putin the people of this great nation wants you to stop the invasion, so pretty please can you? What does your drink of choice have to say about you? little depressed piece of sh-. I'm joking I'm joking...unless... Seriously though, if your tires are balding and your procrastinating buy new tires then you shall hydroplane and blow out tires while listening to this podcast. LOVE YOU GUYS AND WELCOME TO SEASON 2!!!

HOLLYWOOD HICCUPS/ORGANIZED GIBBERISH

We unlock the secret to firing weapons beyond their magazine capacity and broke down the language barrier between us and the rest of the world. Hit that play button to better yourself in more ways than you may know...or if you're just procrastinating and need something to listen to in the background while you find any excuse to be unproductive. Closing out season 1 on a chill note.

EDNA FROM INCREDIBLES VISITED/PINCH & ROLL FTB

Everyone remembers the childhood movie "incredibles" right? well Edna came to visit the pod.For the boys, pinch and roll technique is always the go to! If you are still out of windshield wiper fluid listen right now.

HOW TO FINESS A TICKET/TIME TRAVEL

Everyone has been pulled over but we have the best tactics to get out of that ticket.If you have nothing to do think about turning this pod on and listen to how effective time travel might be.