Gays In Your Phone

S1E8: Sucking D*** IS a Career

What a stunning episode we have been blessed with this week. Jake is joined by guest co-host Annie, the third Rhode Island barista to grace our earpods, to recap the beautiful nightmare that is episode 8 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island. This episode starts off HOT with an exciting re-enactment that I think you will all enjoy. Then get into it all: how the RHORI musical backing is Challengers down, how Jo-Ellen's tea is always exquisite, and again how Rosie has been steered by her gay guys, whether they are married to her or not. Is Kelsey projecting? Why does Kelsey's car have that capacity? And is slam pig really a New England term? Tune in to find out! As always, please call in with any hot goss, commentary, or reactions, Rhode Island based callers especially encouraged! 401-237-2829

S1E7: The Real Gay Guy of Rhode Island

Today is the day. It's what you've all been waiting for. A true born-and-bred Rhode Island gay guy gracing our earbuds and tickling our fancies. Jake is joined by his coworker Kevin to review episode 7 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island and give the perspective you've all been waiting for: Rosie Woods DiMare-hive rise up! In this ep we discuss the Rhode Island practice of common law marriage, the working-class experience of the Newport cliff walk, Kevin's connection to the mistress's eyebrows, the Slater-Compassion-Center-tea, and whether Rosie really is the truth-teller of the season. I'm so excited to introduce you to Kevin, who is easily the most beloved of my barista coworkers. Now it's your chance to love him too. As always, please call in with any commentary, reactions, or hot goss. Rhode Island-based callers are especially encouraged!! You can reach us at: 401-237-2829

S1E6: A Doll Lunch Concerning the Masc Dinner

In the iconic, proto-feminist Henrik Ibsen play A Doll's House, Mrs. Linde makes a plea: "... How if we two shipwrecked people could join hands?... Two on a piece of wreckage have a better chance than on their own." I regret to inform you, dear listener, that one of your dear gays has been left afloat, yet alone. Zack has left me on this raft. And a doll's house it has become. Recording amidst the waves has proven somewhat difficult, hence, this ep is a little different, consisting of a monologued recap and a long doll-lunch discussion concerning the masc dinner. My eternal gratitude goes to the dolls who grace your earbuds this episode--what a treat! Listen to our dolls ask the real questions you've been waiting for: has anyone ever really liked Rosie? what does a hag do among a group of empowered women? and most importantly, what are these women's signs? For this and more, tune in! Remember to call in to our tipline with goss, commentary, and reactions! 401-237-2829 Rhode Island-based callers especially encouraged! We are... the gays in your phone.

S1E5: Whoahs 4 Horses

The #1 Rhode Island-based Real Housewives of Rhode Island recap podcast is back for episode 5, and we're getting meta. This week our girls got on multiple boats, phoned the girls and gays, donned the lightest most gorgeous of grief beats, and served us true crime realness in what will surely go down as a truly iconic episode in the Bravoverse. In this ep, we begin to get into some of the rhetoric and political economy of housewifery as we know and love it, showing hints that the GAYS_IN_YOUR_PHONE project contains much more than originally meets the eye. This being said, we are still committed to providing the finest recappery on this side of the Connecticut. Call in to our TIPLINE with goss, commentary, or concerns at 401-237-2829. Rhode Island-based callers especially encouraged! We are... the gays in your phone.

S1E4: A Pizza Mother is Born

The gays in your phone are back with the recap of Real Housewives of Rhode Island's fourth episode! This episode was full of titillating tea. Listen to hear us discuss Jo-Ellen's sister wife's relationship with Gary Tiberi's sperm, Zack's conspiracy theory about the ongoing, Rosie's role as the sort of Salt-Lake-City girl of the season, and of course, the birth of a star. Pizza Mama is risen! PLEASE call in with any hot goss, commentary, or forbidden anonymous tea to our tipline: (401) 237-2829‬ We are.... the gays in your phone.