Getting You Home On Friday

37. The Last Hurrah

It's the final episode of Getting You Home On Friday, and we leave our lovely Caesar and Sensus with the lovely Ruth the Toothless Soothsayer. Will she bring positive news of a wonderful, glorious future? Or does she see what horrors humankind brings upon itself, starting with the tragic day in which Harambe dies? Stay tuned to find out! We also wrap up the investigation at the Shabby Seagull Inn overlooking the Straits of Dire, with the great team at Paranormal Patrol. Are there ghosts haunting the estate? Or is it a fever dream that will haunt Buster until the end of his days? And ending the episode, we have a poem and song, both written (the latter sung) by the original writer and creator of GYHOF, Mike Jones. It would have been his birthday this October, so we celebrate his life and the worlds he created with this final episode. We're going home, hopefully with a smile on our faces and a laugh in our belly. Stay safe and enjoy the little things in life. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. WARNING: Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander listeners are warned that the following program may contain voices of deceased persons. Credits: On the Roman Nose, Dire Warning Nate Gothard as Caesar Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Ruth Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard Linda Chong as Intercom    Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull Inn (Chapter 20) Gavin Jones as John     Thomas Taufan as Pete  Hester van der Vyver as Lady in Blue Nate Gothard as Buster, Crewman and Voice Over Linda Chong as Arabella    The Last Hurrah, Poem Nate Gothard as Voice Mike Jones as himself Includes "Open Skies" by Slow Road South / Mike Jones Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

36. I'm Sure Albert Will Help

The Penultimate episode of Getting You Home Friday brings you another episode of Paranormal Patrol at the Shabby Seagull Inn, looking over the Straits of Dire. Will the team get solid evidence of the ghosts haunting the establishment? Will they finally determine whether the dress is Blue or Aqua? Will Buster need a therapist for all the trauma he has experienced? Who knows...oh wait...we do. Anyway...Ed & Ted discuss the almighty question that plagues everyone at this time of the year. What day is it? Honestly, it's all confusing when Christmas Decorations precede Halloween and Easter Eggs still sneak their way onto shelves. And more importantly, we look at the importance of protection in our short skit. Don't be silly, wrap your willy. Join us for the laughs, stay for the bewilderment. No Busters were harmed in the making of this production.   *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.   Credits: Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 19) Gavin Jones as John Thomas Taufan as Pete  Hester van der Vyver as Jean and Lady in Blue Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over Linda Chong as Petra Short Skit: Protection Nate Gothard as John Linda Chong as Lady Thomas Taufan as Rocky   Ed & Ted, Fer a Monday Nate Gothard as Ed Cheng as Ted Thomas Taufan as Narrator Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

35. The Flu, the Blues and Some Quick News

It's another glorious Friday! We have some news, Ted has the flu and Buster just might go and cry. From ghosts in the kitchen, screaming in the basement, confusing doctor appointments and amazing weather reporters, we have plenty to keep you smiling into the weekend. Sit back, relax, and avoid catching that ghastly 'fire flu'.   *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.   Credits: Weather Report Linda Chong as Reporter   Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 18) Gavin Jones as John Thomas Taufan as Pete Hester van der Vyver as Jean Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over Linda Chong as Petra   Ed & Ted, Allergic Reaction Nate Gothard as Ed Cheng as Ted Thomas Taufan as Narrator   Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

34. As Long as She’s Happy

Ninja Drinkers, Real Talk, Phone Calls, Oh My! From the eerie sightings of ghosts and ghouls to the dry landscape of Ed and Ted and the painful side of phone calls, we have something for almost everyone here at Getting You Home On Friday. It's bizarre, it's witty, it's fast and slow, it's a sweet breath of relief at the end of a long, long week. Listen, celebrate and then talk about it with your local Ninja Drinker.   *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.   Credits:  Paranormal Patrol Shabby Seagull (Chapter 17) Gavin Jones as John Thomas Taufan as Pete, Albert and Dave Hester van der Vyver as Jean Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over Linda Chong as Petra   Short Skit, Ring Nate Gothard as Guy Ed & Ted, Brother Jennifer Nate Gothard as Ed Cheng as Ted Thomas Taufan as Narrator   Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

33. Do Wombats Poop Squares?

Today, we read from the Journal of Alexander the Great, Petra and Jean come face to face with the faceless shadow at the end of the bar of the Shabby Seagull Inn overlooking the Straits of Dire, and Pete and John help Buster overcome his fears in the cellar while something creepy happens in the kitchen. Beyond Paranormal happenings and the like, we also have a delegation visit Caesar and Sensus. Not A. Delegation, but a delegation. Important difference.   Join us for the laughs, stay for the stories.  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.   Credits:   Short Skit, Alexander the Great Gavin Jones as Presenter   Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (chapter 16) Gavin Jones as John Thomas Taufan as Pete and Dave Hester van der Vyver as Jean Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over Linda Chong as Petra   On the Roman Nose, Scum Nate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious  Hester van der Vyver as Sensus  Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard Linda Chong as Intercom Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern