God Knows Podcast: Live from Valhalla

Season 02, Ep 04 - Ding Dong Merrily We’re High - Christmas Special

Come in out of the snow and prepare to have your chestnuts roasted on an open fire, it’s the God Knows tinsel-festooned special!   Everyone's invited to the gods' divine shindig. Valhalla is rocking! And, being a multi-faith pantheon, the lads have got Yuletide, Christmas and hedonistic Bacchanalia covered. Get ready to meet some of the weirdest seasonal characters on the planet. They’ll even treat you to a heart warming party piece or three. Such luxury. Does your pathetic mortal soul even deserve it?   Hosted by: Thor (Blustering God of War and Thunder), Dionysus (Inebriated God of Wine and Party Time) and Cupid (Slovenly God of Love and Crisps).   With special seasonal guest appearances by: Belsnickel, Blitzen, El Caganer, Elf on a Shelf and the 13 Icelandic Yule Lads.   Warning: contains foul language and traditional Christmas scenes of whip-happy Bavarian frenzies.

God Knows Halloween Theme (bonus content)

Taken from our 2024 Halloween spectacular, "One night at Gran’s".

Season 02, Ep 03 - One night at Gran’s - Halloween special

In the midst of Thor’s convalescence, the boys receive a mysterious invitation from the geriatric proprietor of the local adult wares emporium. They should know better than to trust Gran Summers, but the reward for completing her quest is more tempting than the proverbial Golden Fleece. Will a surprise gift from Odin help our heroes win the day, or is there a darker, more powerful force waiting to smite them down? This legendary Halloween special is not for the faint hearted.   Warning: contains foul language and monstrous latex nobblers.

Gnome Force Theme (bonus content)

Small height, big fight! Gnome Force! - Taken from our latest episode "Goddlebox".

Season 02, Ep 02 - Goddlebox

In the midst of a cost of living crisis, what better way to save a few florins than a cosy night in watching the televisual box? Cupid’s managed to bag a dodgy Firestick from the local bridge trolls and it comes with access to the usually-restricted godly channels. Say hello to chariot racing’s Flaming Ring of Death and the cult 1980s action classic that is Gnome Force. Small height, big fight! So catchy. Oh, and Zeus, mighty King of the Olympus Pantheon, drops by too. But will Thor’s loincloth survive unsoiled?   Warning: contains foul language and harmonic gaseous expulsions.