Goldie Lookin Chain

Live from a shed in Newport on 18 June 2026

There's ill-informed analysis of the previous night's World Cup Football, live chat from YouTube and Patreon. Craig David appears, but is never acknowledged. Watch at Patreon.com/youknowsit BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON [https://www.patreon.com/cw/YouKnowsIt] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Live In Newport Part 2

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Live In Newport

Part 1 of the Goldie Lookin Podcast live in Newport. How many ways is there to write this description? BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON [https://www.patreon.com/cw/YouKnowsIt] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Gout, Festivals & Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé

Right then… strap in you filthy animals, this one’s an absolute state from start to finish. The boys are back chatting pure nonsense, kicking off with gout chat (rock ‘n’ roll, lads) before immediately descending into a medically inaccurate but deeply disturbing breakdown of diet, injuries, and why you should never kick a door frame in anger. Life lessons, sort of. From there it’s straight into festival war stories, and honestly… it’s chaos: * Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé onto stage like she’s a sack of spuds * Nearly dying from nuclear-level hot sauce (and the aftermath… Jesus Christ) * Silent discos turning into full-on WWE situations with security * Entire festival fields basically made of wee * Misty bulldozing security like he’s in Gladiator * And at least three separate incidents involving bodily functions gone very wrong There’s also: * The legendary “Terry Wogan is dead” sign incident (which goes about as badly as you’d expect) * A full breakdown of how rumours at festivals used to spread like wildfire (RIP literally everyone every weekend apparently) * Golf buggy crimes, near-death fireworks situations, and upsetting Neil Young for no reason whatsoever * A man getting gangrene from a festival fence (standard) * Someone mistaking a sleeping human for a bin bag and booting them across a field Plus loads of vintage GLC behaviour: * Getting battered in tiki bars * Starting chants at other people’s gigs * Playing “family-friendly” sets to horrified Christian kids * And discovering that dancing in a hole can become the highlight of your entire night Key takeaway: Festivals used to be lawless, disgusting, dangerous… and absolutely brilliant. We wrap up with a bit of modern-day moaning (IDs, sniffer dogs, no fun allowed anymore), some chat about upcoming shows, and the usual descent into nonsense about health, ageing, and trying not to die. 🔥 Highlights: * “I thought I was gonna die… then I saw your face and knew I was.” * “My ass was in tatters.” * “That’s my uncle you twat!” * “We nearly set off the fireworks at 2pm.” 💬 In short: Gout, guts, mud, booze, violence, lies, near-death experiences, and lads behaving exactly how you’d expect. BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON [https://www.patreon.com/cw/YouKnowsIt] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Near Death Experiences

In this week's episode: 🤨The laugh-out-loud idea of buying Newport City Football Club 🔥Near-death stories from band tour mishaps, including being run over by a lorry, fireworks, being set on fire (for fun), more fireworks, eating the wrong things 🚑 Adventures with truck driving, and more roadside chaos and unexpected thrills Childhood antics and daring experiments 🌊 Unbelievable tales of almost drowning in a water park and snowboarding mishaps Watch in full at https://www.patreon.com/YouKnowsIt [https://www.patreon.com/c/YouKnowsIt] BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON [https://www.patreon.com/cw/YouKnowsIt] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.