Hard Choices

Look, comic book superheroes have been around for a long time. Some of them get their own billion-dollar film franchises, toylines, video games, Halloween costumes, and breakfast cereals. But then there are the other guys. The ones the MCU won't touch. The ones that make Jack Kirby himself tilt his head in confusion. The weirdos that pop culture is content to forget. But we at Hard Choices don't forget. Join Meganbob, Kris, and Jef and Jon from the System Mastery [https://systemmasterypodcast.com/] podcast as they go on a sexual escapade through the dustiest of back issue bins. From the Golden Age to the Modern Age, no spandex-clad hero is safe from our boners! Does Stardust the Super-Wizard have a blowjob ray that's up to the task? Is anyone on the Legion of Super-Heroes actually fuckable? What DOES Sleepwalker's cum taste like? And what extremely specific fantasy does Jef have that only Justice from the New Universe can fulfill? Listen in, True Believers, and find out! Instagram: hardchoicespod [https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/] Twitter: @hardchoicespod [https://x.com/hardchoicespod] Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social] MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob [https://onlyfans.com/meganbob] Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO

This show is about so much more than getting a blowjob from a Muppet or finally knowing what Kraven the Hunter smells like. This show is about data. Only by carefully ranking fictional universes, represented by their median fuckable character, against one another can we arrive at a considered understanding of how these fandoms relate. Join Annie Craton, Kris Newton, Dan Mulkerin, and MeganBob for a voyage into the dead center of 21 lists. Along the way we ask ourselves, is Silver Sable from Spider -Man more fuckable than Guile from Street Fighter? Is Dragon from Shrek a better lay than King Kai from Dragon Ball? Only by making these scientifically rigorous comparisons will we ever truly understand the nature of fuckability, and therefore, the true nature of the human heart, which is obviously the real mission of the show, despite what those dweebs at the Peabody Awards think. By the way! Saturday, August 9th at 5pm Pacific is Bad Choices: Shrek, the live and intoxicated version of Hard Choices, and it goes down through Patreon livestream for all $4.20 patrons! You'll get to participate in Let's Upack That among other perks that you'll find out about at patreon.com/hardchoices! [https://patreon.com/hardchoices!] Instagram: hardchoicespod [https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/] Twitter: @hardchoicespod [https://twitter.com/hardchoicespod] Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social] MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob [https://onlyfans.com/meganbob] Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me [https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me]  License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk]  License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman]  License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it]  License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life]  License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML   https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time [https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time]  License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop]  License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW   https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed [https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed]  License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up]  License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R   https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz [https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz]  License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it]  License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO

According to sensors, a freak ion storm has transported an alternate universe Hard Choices episode into this feed! But this is not Hard Choices as we know it. Instead, join Admiral James D'Amato, Captain Kris Newton, Agony Booth Test Subject Dan Mulkerin, and Madame Sharon Schneiderman as they take a harsh, sweaty look at the characters of Star Trek's Mirror Universe. WARNING: As befits an evil podcast, this episode contains sweeping spoilers for all of Star Trek's mirror universe episodes, and especially for Season 1 of Star Trek: Discovery. Hard Choices on Patreon: patreon.com/hardchoices [http://patreon.com/hardchoices] Instagram: hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob [http://onlyfans.com/meganbob] Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/alex-besss/psycho [https://uppbeat.io/t/alex-besss/psycho]   License code: XDBZ1W5ZKG6XTEND https://uppbeat.io/t/alex-besss/zombie-world [https://uppbeat.io/t/alex-besss/zombie-world]   License code: DM71JAW3EJ5HENZV Used under Creative Commons licenses: March of Cruxorians by CRUXORIUM Cue 1b - Tension-Drama-Building-Film Trailer-Cello and more with drums (Trailer For A Nonexistent Film 1) by Soularflair Death March by Audiorezout This episode's podcast art includes elements from freepik.com [http://freepik.com/].

Something was in the air in 2004 and we're not entirely sure what it was. Whatever it was, ABC's Lost was chockful of it and boy howdy was the landscape of American television ever weirder because of it. Join Kam Servo of UNspoiled! The Constant: Lost [https://open.spotify.com/show/2MLmzQWaPnLpp0NjRHf6zO] and newcomers Jody Troutman of LongTallJodie [https://longtalljodie.com/] and Claire J. Vannette of Relationship Mastery [https://systemmasterypodcast.com/category/podcasts/relationship-mastery/], along with absolute Lost newbie, MeganBob, as they return to The Island. Along the way, we flash forward, backward, sideways, and probably diagonally too. We'll meet smoke monsters, polar bears, and a bunch of hot people on a vacation that's considerably worse than any you've ever taken. Stir up a drink and sit down for a trip back to the height of must-see tv! Hard Choices on Patreon [http://patreon.com/hardchoices] Instagram: hardchoicespod [https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/] Twitter: @hardchoicespod [https://twitter.com/hardchoicespod] Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social] MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob [https://onlyfans.com/meganbob] Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me [https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me]  License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk]  License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman]  License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it]  License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life]  License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML   https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time [https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time]  License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop]  License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW   https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed [https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed]  License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up]  License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R   https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz [https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz]  License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it]  License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO

It's time to get in the wayback machine and revisit the characters that defined the mid-century American television landscape: Nick at Nite Couples. Bad Choices was exactly the right place to break out the fancy cocktail glasses, get fabulously dressed, and say things that would make shock our parents.  Join Kris Newton, James D'Amato, Marissa, and MeganBob in (drunkenly) ranking the fuckability of fictional characters that we grew up with, from Happy Days, to Bewitched, to I Love Lucy, to The Jeffersons, and beyond. MeganBob wants to look like a toaster strudel in the name of love, Marissa pioneers the bold new idea of destination orgasms, Kris Newton sees the romance in being surprised by a face peeking out of the mattress, and James D'Amato takes what may possibly be his most controversial stand yet! Hit download, mix a drink, and enjoy the best filth Bad Choices can possibly offer!  Hard Choices on Patreon [http://patreon.com/hardchoices] Instagram: hardchoicespod [https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/] Twitter: @hardchoicespod [https://twitter.com/hardchoicespod] Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social] MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob [https://onlyfans.com/meganbob] Oh Captain, My Captain [https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ultimate-RPG-Series-Presents-Oh-Captain-My-Captain!/James-D-Amato/Ultimate-Role-Playing-Game-Series/9781507222829] Marveling at Marvel's Marvels [https://matmm.libsyn.com/] Garden Plots with Skeletor [https://gardenplotswithskeletor.libsyn.com/] Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me [https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me]  License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk]  License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman]  License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it]  License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life]  License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML   https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time [https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time]  License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop]  License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW   https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed [https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed]  License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up]  License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R   https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz [https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz]  License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it]  License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO