Jacked, Tan and Snarky

#45: Six Months Late, Still Judgy: Christmas Edition

We’re back with a brand-new episode of Jacked, Tan & Snarky just in time for Christmas… only six months late, no big deal. We dive into Christmas movie hot takes (some lists deserve jail), tree décor chaos — Chelsea’s perfectly curated downstairs tree vs Jenny’s shiny new tree era — and the very serious debate over whether tinsel is a regional personality trait. There was previously a nostalgic deep dive into Christmas music that may or may not have required a slight edit for… reasons 👀, but the feelings remain. We also confess our undying love for ChatGPT (end-of-year prompts, dinner survival, emotional support), touch on Real Housewives in a way that somehow turns into plastic surgery questions, and confirm that Chelsea’s household runs on chaos and HelloFresh. Check Instagram for tree pics and tag us in yours — judgment will be festive and loving.  Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at jtspodcastgirls@gmail.com.

#44: Chelsea’s Racing, Jenny’s Shopping, and Nobody Knows What Episode It Is

We may have lost count of the episodes, but we haven’t lost our edge. In this week’s chaos, Jenny’s deep in Amazon storefront territory (send help, she bought jelly shoes), and Chelsea’s laser-focused on race strategy—from gear layouts to what she’s wearing to avoid mid-triathlon wardrobe malfunctions. We’re talking LTK, influencer impact, grandma overload (why are they always giving us bags of things?), and whether buying into the aesthetic is worth the price tag. Chelsea issues a formal calendar-marked apology to Carrie, Jenny picks piercings over tattoos, and we ask the big question: is it menopause, or are we dying? Also: The Good American Family is giving everything, Mary joining Traitors is wild, the RHOC reunion is about to be pure chaos, and someone had the audacity to eat Jenny’s sandwich. Press play for a little racing grit, a some retail therapy, and a lot of snark. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at jtspodcastgirls@gmail.com.

#43: March Madness: Limping Dogs, Trickster Kids & 90s Hip-Hop Nostalgia

St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans were in full swing—probably not a great listen for little kids, so plan accordingly! March flew by, and we’re here to catch up on all the chaos. Chelsea’s workout schedule is wild, her dog is faking an injury, and her daughter has zero filter (and a knack for trickery). Meanwhile, Jenny’s pup had a full-blown anxiety attack from a thunderstorm—meds might be in his future. We talk workouts (Jenny may have overdone it), the mind warp of time speeding up as we age, and the never-ending debate on when to settle down and have kids. Plus, reality TV drama, Lisa Barlow’s sponsorship spree, and the absolute filth that was 90s/2000s hip-hop. Oh, and WTF is Cameo, and who’s really making bank on it? Tune in for all the snark, laughs, and maybe an unpaid ad for the Aura Ring. For the end of each episode: Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at jtspodcastgirls@gmail.com.

#42: We’re NOT Millennials, But We Are Full of Opinions

We may be on the edge of millennial territory, but let’s be clear—we are NOT millennials (we have the joint pain to prove it). This week, Chelsea is deep into the Aaron Rodgers Enigma documentary, while Jenny attempted to discuss Gabby Petito but got wildly derailed (classic). We also dive into White Lotus, the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the absolute chaos that is reality TV fashion (seriously, who is dressing these people?). Plus, more housewives gossip, Traitors drama, and Southern Charm nonsense. Buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at jtspodcastgirls@gmail.com.

#41: Chaos, Cardio, and a Listener Death Match

We’re actually on episode 41 (unlike what was said in the episode—math is hard). This week, we’re diving into the important things in life: siblings trying to kill each other, Jenny finding a new gym home (where she was forced to run), and why she and Chelsea would be the ultimate team if races were divided into cardio vs. weights. Also on the agenda: the art of vacation planning (or lack thereof), Chelsea’s cruise strategy (balancing meticulous schedules with YOLO moments), and the ultimate test of nerves—Jenny’s boys are driving now. Plus, the eternal debate: do you navigate with cardinal directions like a pioneer or just rely on your phone like a normal person? We’ve got Optavia gossip, a podcast rec ("Blink"), and some Yellowstone chatter (Carrie, this one's for you). And finally, the moment you didn’t know you needed—an all-out listener death match. Who comes out on top? Tune in to find out! Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at jtspodcastgirls@gmail.com.