Kiss and Tell

We’re back for a new episode and are unbelievably rusty—probably because Scott hasn’t spoken for six months. We talk about bodies and sex and sex with bodies and more, but mostly it’s just a bunch of the long, strange digressions that you know and love (or tolerate). We also talk about… Body Integrity Identity Disorder, less parts equals more happy? Body Dysmorphic Disorder, you’re prettier than you think Penis for Dinner, things that happen in Japan SYSK on Asexuality, it’s a real thing Right Speech, what Twitter isn’t I Saw U, The Stranger’s missed connections Ulli’s Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website, masterful fiction Legend of the Red Dragon, what the cool kids played How To Think More About Sex, a new book by Botton! Small Press Expo, a place to find love? Grumpy Cat, Scott’s spirit animal Reblorg,  Maré was an artist in residence LA Game Space Kickstarter, Maré loves games SJG@ITP, Scott makes weird stuff at school

Scott and Maré talk about kissing, lying, drinking blood, foreskin presents and so much more. We also talk about… Ten Thousand, an xkcd comic about not being a jerk Wizard People, still the best thing ever Little Monsters, a movie in which bullies drink pee Animated GIF, internet history is cool Furry Fandom, as if you guys didn’t know Beautiful Agony, the best porn site ever? X-Art.com, Maré approved Ladies of the World, Scott’s new grad program Nausea, the best novel about existential crises Letters to a Young Poet, the best collection of letters Man’s Search for Meaning, this book will change your life The Epic of Gilgamesh, the first bromance 100 Foreskins, the “bride price” David paid Saul Savage Love, Dan on liking trannies In 40 Years, how stupid will you look? Archetypal Psychology, be careful with labels Of Human Bondage, a coming of age story Fregoli delusion, Scott’s favorite disorder Support Kiss and Tell… Maré’s Store, he has like twenty stores Scott’s Store, he only has one

Scott and Maré talk about virgins, long distance relationships, long distance relationship virgins and more! We also talk about… Jams, fancy old shorts Pop Rocks, a legendary candy Mentos and Diet Coke, an explosive combination The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle, a film Juli Odomo, Maré’s brother is on Twitter Infinite Jest, a wonderful, crazy book Better Off Dead, top two John Cusack movie Chronicle, teenage super power movie Broken Flowers, not a great movie Tweetopia, Scott’s latest project

Scott and Maré regroup in Seattle to discuss poetry, swimming pools and, of course, blow jobs, because we can’t go a single episode without talking about them. We also talk about… Soul Patch, an unfortunate facial hair choice. How Tipping Works, a complicated issue. How to Get the Girl, the numbers don’t lie. Texas State Capitol, the pinkest capitol. Pottermore, get sorted by the hat! Wizard People, Dear Reader, seriously. deviantART, art, poetry, etc. community. Song Fight!, a thing Scott used to do. Animation is a Gift Word, so is “poet”. Ladies of the World, by Flight of the Conchords. Sam Weber’s Twitter, wise words. Rise and Fall of Online Empires, inevitable. Support Kiss and Tell… Singing Star, Scott’s new iOS game. Letters to an Absent Father, Maré’s new edition! Letters to Myself, Scott wrote it and Maré illustrated.

Maré’s back to discuss adult braces, custom dildos and American Apparel underpants. We also talk about… Kony 2012, a helpful campaign crushed by cynical people? Dave Matthew’s Band, the world’s greatest band? Honey Cocaine, a rap star with adult braces? Make Your Own Dildo, an inappropriate gift for coworkers? Stuff You Should Know, how Scott knows everything? Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, a play about how football players feel? Kiss & Tell Cast Poster , fan art by Coffee Nat?