Lip Service: An Advice Podcast

Shrek Themed Wedding | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Diego Delgadillo)

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features sweet bb boi & friend of the pod, DIEGO DELGADILLO!   Together the gang tackles the real issues tearing society apart: how to convince your girlfriend to have a Shrek-themed wedding, whether ass or tits still reign supreme, and if a receding hairline should be treated like a relationship obstacle or a shared community challenge. They also investigate why people ghost, what cigarettes “don’t count,” and whether it’s possible to convince your wife to love you again.   Elsewhere in the chaos: an 18-year-old future father, an ex creeping on a new girl, lesbian flirting tactics, muffin man discourse, psychic revelations and the timeless pursuit of romantic validation.   Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.   0:00 Intro 1:18 Guest intro: Diego Delgadillo 7:14 Audience advice ~~~ 7:38 Shrek themed wedding?  12:51 A$$ or t!ts? 19:31 Why do you ghost someone? 23:52 A recently single friend is pregnant - the dad? 18 years old 28:17 My ex is creeping on my new girl 32:44 Seeing a guy with a receding hairline 38:42 Do you know the muffin man? 39:05 What cigarettes don't count? 44:39 How to convince wife to love me? 46:55 How to flirt with women as a woman? 50:20 Is Sarah Psychic? 1:00:20 Plugs   _______________________________________________  💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE  Instagram: @lipservicecomedy  Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @_fancyclown _______________________________________________  📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS  Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:    👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666]  _______________________________________________  🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at  📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday  ⏰ 9PM    Listen first. Then come see it live!  Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933 [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933]

Born Again Hearwoman | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Sami Blumenthal)

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features the dangerously employable SAMI BLUMENTHAL. Sami may lose her job for appearing on this podcast, but fortunately humiliation builds character and content. Together Kylie, Sarah, and Sami tackle the important questions facing modern society: should you become an Etsy witch, can a jealous boyfriend compete with a hot sexy cat, and is “fight fire with fire” still good advice if it gives you crabs? The gals also unpack one woman’s revenge plot against the man allegedly sleeping with half of Austin, the morality scale of egg-related assaults, and the theological implications of a pastor jerking off in front of mega church staff (“a pastor gets off”). Along the way: litter dick, hearwoman (the opposite of semen), surprise yolk attacks, remodeling trauma, born-again behavior, and the eternal question: balls or butt? Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications. 0:00 Intro 2:08 Guest intro: Sami B 14:41 Audience advice ~~~ 15:42 Jealous of my GF's cat 19:21 Is an Etsy witch a good idea? 25:17 Mega Church revenge 28:40 My ex situationship…should I sleep with his hotter roommate? 33:03 I yolked my friend's pants 37:38 My brother got kicked out of college 40:22 How often should you scratch & sniff? 47:30 Is Sarah Psychic? 1:02:40 Plugs _______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @iamsamibee _______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show: 👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday ⏰ 9PM Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

Source Consciousness Wisdom | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Taylor James)

We’ve reached episode 10 of the Lip Service Podcast and honestly? We had to celebrate. This week we’re joined by our good friend TAYLOR JAMES (from Idaho), and things get… spiritual. The trio attempts to determine who is most connected to the source... and let’s just say, the answer may involve childhood head trauma and a well-placed pencil. Together, the gang tackles your problems including: manifesting better men (or at least less terrible ones), falling in love in under a week (with a gun-loving American while you’re Canadian… tough break), whether people are actually okay being alone, post-divorce hoe math, getting played by a “famous” finance bro, convincing your wife to move to Texas, and what to do when your coworker steals your entire personality. Plus: friend-zone heartbreaks, Lady Gaga vs. your relationship, and a psychic showdown that absolutely no one asked for. Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications. 0:00 Intro 2:08 Guest: Taylor 9:29 Audience Advice ~~~ 9:56 Bad taste in men 14:58 5-day love crisis 19:05 Being alone??? 24:26 Divorce → hoe phase 28:39 Finance bro menace 34:16 Move to Texas 38:25 Guy friend heartbreak 43:17 Style stealers 46:07 Gaga vs. me 48:37 Is Sarah Psychic? 57:24 Plugs _______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @taylorjamesidaho _______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show: 👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday ⏰ 9PM Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

Polite Beej, I Choose You! | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Kylie Troop & Sarah Matthes)

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features TWO very special guests: US! That's right, the cohosts that have brought you everything from wolf shirts to anal are back to do it all over again. But this time? They'll only have themselves to rely on. Luckily, both these broads love yapping. Together the dynamic duo tack topics including: is it ever okay to sleep with your married boss (even if you're ugly), what to do if your ex unblocks your number but not his heart, and how to assist a friend who has become internet infamous. Not to mention: high school coach and/or husband antics, girl ghosting operations, hip hub trauma, crushing crushes, and the horrors of a kind girlfriend. And in a final twist, Kylie steps into her new wolfy powers while Sarah gives her psychic connection some much needed rest.Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro2:37 Guest intro: US!9:09 Audience advice ~~~9:42 Can you sleep with your boss if you're ugly?12:30 Worst vs best first date in Austin19:52 Traumatized by East Austin21:50 Should I tell my friend his crush doesn't like him?24:10 This girl I'm texting hasn't responded to the last two messages27:22 Ex texted to say hi and then blocked me again31:10 I don't like how my girlfriend treats me34:55 Should I believe my husband? (or the 17 yo texting him)39:05 Friend drunkenly gave a street review.. it's bad42:38 Back at home, how to top van life in Hawaii?54:24 Is Kylie Psychic?_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz_______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

Sharktanking Yourself | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Nik Oka)

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features a very special guest: Kylie’s BOYFRIEND comedian Nik Oka. Tensions are high, boundaries are low, and Sarah's psychic abilities are questioned for the first time. Together, they tackle audience questions that spiral from workplace ethics to full-blown skywriting revenge plots. Topics include: the business of open relationships, what exactly is a gooch (and should you know by 28?), and whether you should move countries to live with your newly divorced, freshly out boss. Plus: a surgeon Twitch-streaming mid-operation, accidental cuckolding logistics, forensic eyeliner investigations, and the age-old question: are chemtrails real, or are we just asking the wrong people? Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications. 0:00 Intro 1:49 Guest intro: Nik Oka 12:30 Audience question: Reporting a coworker for FaceTiming (or… streaming surgery?) 17:33 Audience question: Roommate sex you can hear 21:27 Audience question: Open relationship jealousy (it’s just business, toots) 29:44 Audience question: What is a gooch? 32:42 Audience question: Best friend won’t leave toxic ex 38:51 Audience question: Move abroad with your boss? 44:21 Audience question: Mystery eyeliner investigation 50:19 Audience question: Cheating ex strikes again 53:24 Audience question: Chemtrails intervention 54:24 Is Sarah Psychic? 1:05:40 Plugs _______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @nikokacomedy _______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show: 👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PM Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933