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A Very Jonas Christmas Movie

Are the Jonas Brothers real? That's the question at the centre of 2025's Disney+ original movie 'A Very Jonas Christmas Movie', which is either grimly cynical xmas fluff, or a biting comedy about siblings raised in the spotlight that lays bare the personal and professional failings of each Jonas Brother. It's very hard to tell. That said, we're trying our best to pin down this quantum-state Christmas movie, in which Joe, Nick and Kevin Jonas are thrust into a madcap chase across Europe in a bid to be home for the 25th. The only thing we do know is that if the authorities ever catch Santa, he's going to jail for a long time. They probably won't catch him though, not when he has the power to detonate any vehicle with his mind. If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched A Very Jonas Christmas Movie and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Thanks to sponsor Factor, whose delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better every day easy. If you're in the US, go to factormeals.com/momcantcook50off [http://factormeals.com/momcantcook50] and use code momcantcook50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ nordvpn.com/momcantcook [http://nordvpn.com/momcantcook]. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Thanks also to sponsor Incogni! To get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan, go to incogni.com/momcantcook [http://incogni.com/momcantcook]! Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookmerch.com and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes, ad free episodes, monthly watchalongs and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Teen Beach Movie

Mack and Brady have a problem. Their endless Summer of surfing, freedom and teen romance has come to an end, and instead of dying in a category 5 Kill Storm like they wanted, they've been washed by a magic wave into Brady's favourite movie, 1960s beach musical Wet Side Story. Now trapped in a living hell of dancing, songs and teen romance, Mack and Brady must figure out how to get back to the real world while navigating warring factions of surfers and bikers and the unwanted attentions of the movie's romantic leads, Tanner and Lela. Can Mack and Brady survive in a world where a dance number might break out at any moment? Can the surfers and bikers learn to co-exist? And does this movie really feature a guy named Les Camembert who has a diabolical weather machine? Listen and find out! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Teen Beach Movie and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time we'll be watching 2025's 'A Very Jonas Christmas Movie'. See you there! This episode is bought to you by Uncommon Goods, who make holiday shopping stress-free and joyful, with thousands of one-of-a-kind gifts you can’t find anywhere else. To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/momcantcook [http://uncommongoods.com/momcantcook] - Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary. This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ nordvpn.com/momcantcook [http://nordvpn.com/momcantcook]. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Thanks also to sponsor Incogni! To get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan, go to incogni.com/momcantcook [http://incogni.com/momcantcook]! Thanks to Green Chef for making this episode possible. Make this fall your healthiest yet with Green Chef. Head to greenchef.com/50MOMCANTCOOK [http://greenchef.com/50MOMCANTCOOK] and use code 50MOMCANTCOOK to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. This episode is also sponsored by Insert Coin Clothing! Visit insertcoinclothing.com [https://insertcoinclothing.com/] and use code ILOVETEENBEACHMOVIE for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until June 2026. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookmerch.com and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes, ad free episodes, monthly watchalongs and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Buffalo Dreams

Josh Townsend is having a bad week. His parents have moved him to New Mexico for his fathers' work, his new hometown is overrun with both buffalo and bicycle knaves, and to make things worse, he has to get a job as a fence repairman so the buffalo don't escape and murder one specific woman. But before long, Josh's initially fraught relationship with the local Navajo people and Buffalo steward John Blackhorse starts to thaw, and Josh realises that he must go on a vision quest, speaking to a glowing hawk, and challenge the bicycle knaves to a high stakes bike race for 11 million acres of Navajo land. Can Josh secure the future of the land and the buffalo? Can he even do that, considering the land isn't his in the first place? And is Josh's dad sexually attracted to the sky? Listen and find out! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Buffalo Dreams and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2013's Teen Beach Movie. See you then! This episode is bought to you by Uncommon Goods, who make holiday shopping stress-free and joyful, with thousands of one-of-a-kind gifts you can’t find anywhere else. To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/momcantcook [http://uncommongoods.com/momcantcook] - Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary. This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ nordvpn.com/momcantcook [http://nordvpn.com/momcantcook]. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Thanks also to sponsor Incogni! To get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan, go to incogni.com/momcantcook [http://incogni.com/momcantcook]! Thanks to sponsor Factor, whose delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better every day easy. If you're in the US, go to factormeals.com/momcantcook50off [http://factormeals.com/momcantcook50] and use code momcantcook50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookmerch.com and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Haul Out the Halloween

If you were making a film and one of your characters was a petulant manbaby who was obsessed with rules, spent half of the film in a costume store pretending to be Gandalf and could only become aroused by enforcing the rules of the local homeowners' association, you'd imagine that character would be the villain, right? Well, welcome to the Hallmark Channel's Haul Out the Halloween, where not only is this character, Jared, not the villain, he is also the romantic lead and deuteragonist, alongside his wife Emily. Emily and Jared live on Evergreen Lane, known as the most festive street in America, on account of how they go all in on Christmas decorations every year. But while they love Christmas, Halloween is banned because Emily got scared by a scarecrow once 25 years ago, and then her grandma died of unrelated causes several weeks later. But with the arrival of new spooky neighbours, played by Marnie and Kalabar Jr. from Halloweentown, the residents of Evergreen Lane decide that it might be ok to put up some plastic pumpkins this year, and still manage to turn it into a stressful ordeal because these people can't do anything right. Anyway, listen on for one of the most baffling films we've ever watched on this podcast, and enjoy! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Haul Out the Halloween and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2005's Buffalo Dreams. See you then! This episode is bought to you by Uncommon Goods, who make holiday shopping stress-free and joyful, with thousands of one-of-a-kind gifts you can’t find anywhere else. To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/momcantcook [http://uncommongoods.com/momcantcook] - Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary. This episode is also sponsored by Insert Coin Clothing! Visit insertcoinclothing.com [https://insertcoinclothing.com/] and use code HALLMARKOFTHEBEAST for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until the end of 2025. Thanks to Green Chef for making this episode possible. Make this fall your healthiest yet with Green Chef. Head to greenchef.com/50MOMCANTCOOK [http://greenchef.com/50MOMCANTCOOK] and use code 50MOMCANTCOOK to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. Thanks also to sponsor HIMS! Try Hims’ hair loss solutions by starting your free online visit today at hims.com/momcantcook [http://hims.com/momcantcook]. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookmerch.com and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Girl vs. Monster

It's spooky season folks, and we're hitting the ground running with 2012's Girl vs. Monster, an ooky, spooky, rip roaring romp about a girl who fights a lot of things that you could certainly describe as monsters if you were absolutely positive there would be no follow up questions. The girl in question is Skylar, a regular teen with a medical lack of fear who in a fit of pique one Halloween decides to destroy all her parents' scientific equipment, and by extension their life's work. But unbeknownst to Skylar, it turns out her parents are actually monster hunters, and by destroying their equipment Skylar has unleashed all manner of evil spirits onto the town, as well as restored Skylar's sense of fear at the worst possible time. Will Skylar be able to conquer her fears and face the monsters? Will the Halloween party at the old McQuarry Mansion still go ahead? And does anyone want to buy some slightly used orbs? Listen and find out! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Girl vs. Monster and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2025's Haul Out the Halloween. See you then! This episode is bought to you by Uncommon Goods, who make holiday shopping stress-free and joyful, with thousands of one-of-a-kind gifts you can’t find anywhere else. To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/momcantcook [http://uncommongoods.com/momcantcook] - Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary. Thanks to sponsor Factor, whose delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better every day easy. If you're in the US, go to factormeals.com/momcantcook50off [http://factormeals.com/momcantcook50] and use code momcantcook50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Thanks also to sponsor HIMS! Try Hims’ hair loss solutions by starting your free online visit today at hims.com/momcantcook [http://hims.com/momcantcook]. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookmerch.com and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].