ORDER FIRE

EPISODE 010

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THING TO CELEBRATE A FRIEND LEAVING THE HOSPITAL. JEFFERY IS A BRO AND HE IS PROBABLY ALSO OUR BIGGEST FAN. WE GO IN ON A TERRIBLE (BUT COOLLY NAMED) CONDITION, TETRALOGY OF FALLOT. OPEN HEART SURGERY ON INFANTS. WHETHER OR NOT CYBORGS NEED TO HAVE THEIR ROBOT PARTS ON THE OUTSIDE. DOMINICAN EXORCISMS. BLACK PRESIDENT RUNS. SOME VIDEO GAME STUFF AND FRANKLY TWO POOP STORIES BOTH OF WHICH ARE ABSOLUTELY MIND BLOWING. I REALLY DIDN'T EVEN EXPECT THE FIRST ONE. AND THE SECOND, SOMEHOW TOPS IT. ORDER FIRE PODCAST: THE PHANTOM POOPER STRIKES AGAIN

EPISODE 009

THIS EPISODE WAS THE MOST EXCITING EPISODE BESIDES THE FIRST GIVEN THAT WE HAVE A MICROPHONE. AND A COMPUTER. AND OVER THE EAR HEADPHONES. HONESTLY THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE EPISODE MATTERS SO MUCH LESS THAN THE AUDIO QUALITY WHICH IS SUPERB. THIS WHOLE SHIT SOUNDS LIKE A LINCOLN COMMERCIAL CUNNILINGUS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DOOMSDAY CULT MY RECENT BRUSH WITH DEATH (NOT REALLY BUT KIND OF) HOSPITALS GRIMY ASS HOSPITALS TORTA BREAD GARBAGE PLATES GUT BACTERIA (POOOOOOOOOOP STORRRRRRRY) BLOOD SQUEEGEE FUNGUS TENDRILS ORDER FIRE PODCAST WE MOP UP PUKE FAST

EPISODE 008

BRUJA THIS WEEK HAUNTED MIRRORS LESBIAN MOMS BOTANICAS LEO KEEPS CALLING SANTERIA SANTA MARIA WITH ENOUGH CONFIDENCE THAT IM NOT SURE WHICH ONE IS RIGHT ANYMORE RELICS AND RITES OF THE OCCULT CROWLEY THE PERFECT AND PROPER GRILLED CHEESE TECH AND TOMATO BASED ACCOUTREMENT (NOT FUCKING SOUP)

EPISODE 007

THIS WAS A GOOD ONE THE FIRST HALF LEO AND I GO IN PRETTY DEEP ON ARCHETYPICAL FEARS, REAL OR IMAGINED DROWN VS. BURN (OBVIOUSLY FUCKING DROWN) HEIGHTS, JUMPING, RUSSIAN DAREDEVILS A LOT ABOUT COCKROACHES THE SECOND WE SCRATCH SOME SCRATCHY LOTTERY TICKETS WE WIN BIG AND DISCUSS WHAT TO DO WITH OUR WINNINGS THE CAMARO, THE CHEVELLE, THE MONTE CARLO, OTHER MUSCLE CARS I CAN ONLY TELL LIKE SEVEN STORIES ABOUT DRIVING BUT THIS IS THE GOOD ONE POSITIVITY, AS ALWAYS

EPISODE 007

A BEVY OF SUBJECTS. BEVY. WEED, CONTRAPTIONS, OVERINDULGENCE ANTIQUE PORNOGRAPHY. LUBE. BUTT LUBE. NICOLAS CAGE, JET LI, JACKIE CHAN, ONG BAK THE THAI WARRIOR