Pat’s Never Here

S.2 Ep.2 - 11/25/2023

Dad didn't know PJ was graduating from college or where he was going to school; what is the return policy on adopting a child?

S.2 Ep.1 - 11/04/2023

The pod is so back! Pat takes us through the nauseating structure he needs in order to function. We go back through dads highlight reel; Evan shares his guilty pleasure.

Ep. 20 - 04/29/23

PJ makes the mistake of bringing up one of Pats "no-go" topics. We reminisce about PJ's time as a busboy and eventual artisanal pizza chef, and the circumstances surrounding his eventual firing. Pat has a major problem with drinks that don't need to be refrigerated, and Evan makes an outlandish claim about the number of chicken nuggets he can eat in one sitting. Is naming your kid DeColdest or Juice considered child abuse, or just savvy business practice?

Ep. 19 - 04/22/23

Happy Earth Day! We break down all of Pats multiple personalities and the pros/cons of each. Is it genius to gaslight your boyfriend/girlfriend into wanting to break up with you? Our resident pop culture expert discusses the latest Vanderpump Rules, and Pat boasts about his hero, Ted. The quality of content is back to Evan's standards, so give us a listen!

Ep. 18 - 04/16/23

Pat is extremely low energy this morning. The group reflects on the wild success of the podcast and the massive amount of spirit being sold to our listeners. PJ reports from the front lines of the fight against tree pollen. Is it socially acceptable to snack while actively ordering fast food? Pat breaks down the nuance of asking your boss for a raise, and Evan presses PJ to take the audience on a journey through his Tinder experience. All that and more while we battle Pat's garbage 3G connection.