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RPDP 81 "Episode 81" 10.27.25

Back and in rare form on a Thursday! We talk about time, mortality, flexing 25, MLB salaries, RPRecords, coiling one up on the floor, Dennis Leary, Telsa drivers (get f****d!!!), "the wave", tamales, mimes again, cover songs, Total Recall, and integrity. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US. Thoughts? Problems? Feelings? We’re here for you: rpdpcares@gmail.com ***DISCLAIMER: This is a comedy podcast. Extended satirical material on this program may strike some viewers as vulgar, offensive, prurient, or (worst of all) serious. The views and opinions expressed on this podcast do not reflect those of the hosts, management, affiliated services, vendors, employers, homies, or people unfortunate enough to like the band Ween. The naughty words are strictly a narrative device and are in no way meant to disparage any group. Please adjust your expectations and interpretations accordingly.***

RPDP 80 "The Cataclysmic Oriental Finger Cuff" 10.13.25

Damn skippy we're back and feisty on a Thursday night! We talk about hanging out with hillbillies, swearing, grit, Dream Theater, jail, the scourge of dick draggers on our roads, putting your phone on speaker in public, surveillance pigeons, bologna, the world today, the media, teeters, teeters, teeters, lumenerite, Noah's flood, poetry slams, and propaganda. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US. Thoughts? Problems? Feelings? We’re here for you: rpdpcares@gmail.com ***DISCLAIMER: This is a comedy podcast. Extended satirical material on this program may strike some viewers as vulgar, offensive, prurient, or (worst of all) serious. The views and opinions expressed on this podcast do not reflect those of the hosts, management, affiliated services, vendors, employers, homies, or people unfortunate enough to like the band Ween. The naughty words are strictly a narrative device and are in no way meant to disparage any group. Please adjust your expectations and interpretations accordingly.***

RPDP 79 "Business penis" 10.06.25

We;re back after a missed week to due Cochise getting subpoena snatched and that's all we can really say. Anyway, we talk about teeters, Leo Fender, motorcycles, the Seattle Mariners, redeeming qualities, Baroness live, the new Paradise Lost album, fighting, cooking vs. baking, chickening out vs. bitching out, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, digital IDs, 3I/ATLAS, Project Bluebeam, and future shock. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US. Thoughts? Problems? Feelings? We’re here for you: rpdpcares@gmail.com ***DISCLAIMER: This is a comedy podcast. Extended satirical material on this program may strike some viewers as vulgar, offensive, prurient, or (worst of all) serious. The views and opinions expressed on this podcast do not reflect those of the hosts, management, affiliated services, vendors, employers, homies, or people unfortunate enough to like the band Ween. The naughty words are strictly a narrative device and are in no way meant to disparage any group. Please adjust your expectations and interpretations accordingly.***

RPDP 78 "I need you to assume the position, immediately" 09.22.25

We talk about tweakers, meth for weight loss, Pinocchio, Stromboli, your mom, Red Vines, the croissant monster, Spinal Tap II, Star Trek, the Mariners, lousy drivers, eschatology, the flood, more aliens, dudes from North of Seattle, mimes, Ludacris, the Beastie Boys, and detailed plans for Cochise's 50th birthday party even though it's eight years away. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US. Thoughts? Problems? Feelings? We’re here for you: rpdpcares@gmail.com ***DISCLAIMER: This is a comedy podcast. Extended satirical material on this program may strike some viewers as vulgar, offensive, prurient, or (worst of all) serious. The views and opinions expressed on this podcast do not reflect those of the hosts, management, affiliated services, vendors, employers, homies, or people unfortunate enough to like the band Ween. The naughty words are strictly a narrative device and are in no way meant to disparage any group. Please adjust your expectations and interpretations accordingly.***

RPDP 77 "Blood moon" 09.15.25

We talk about a pirate ship in the desert, pot lucks, the band Party Cannon, drinking a gallon of beer, fancy water, Earth's electromagnetic frequency, UFOs vs. UAPs, liver sonograms, the Mariners, cheating old people, Renton WA, single-ply toilet paper, night vision contact lenses, keeping it real, and dating at 42. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US. Thoughts? Problems? Feelings? We’re here for you: rpdpcares@gmail.com ***DISCLAIMER: This is a comedy podcast. Extended satirical material on this program may strike some viewers as vulgar, offensive, prurient, or (worst of all) serious. The views and opinions expressed on this podcast do not reflect those of the hosts, management, affiliated services, vendors, employers, homies, or people unfortunate enough to like the band Ween. The naughty words are strictly a narrative device and are in no way meant to disparage any group. Please adjust your expectations and interpretations accordingly.***