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Episode 64: WWE, AEW Double or Nothing, Unstoppable Knicks, Drake Iceman | Schoolboy Rollup |5/21/26

The conversation covers the release and impact of Drake's album, as well as the rise to popularity of Danhausen in the wrestling world. It delves into the significance of Drake's album release and the impact it has had, as well as the discussion around Danhausen sudden rise to popularity in the wrestling industry. The conversation covers the anticipation of a wrestling event, humorous internet memes and inside jokes, and in-depth sports commentary and analysis. The hosts discuss the upcoming wrestling event, share inside jokes and memes, and provide detailed analysis of sports events and matches. The conversation covers AEW's improved storytelling, the current lackluster state of WWE's product, the crossover between MMA and wrestling, and the impact of legal issues on wrestling storylines. Takeaways * Drake's album release and impact * Danhausen rise to popularity Wrestling event anticipation * Internet memes and inside jokes * Sports commentary and analysis AEW's storytelling has improved * WWE's product is currently lacking * MMA and wrestling crossover * Impact of legal issues on wrestling storylines Chapters 00:00 - Knicks game hype and the iconic MSG intro 02:00 - Danhausen signs with a major talent agency 04:19 - Drake’s triple album drop – the ultimate revenge shot 07:47 - Roman Reigns theme song obsession 09:03 - North Carolina adventures, minor league stadiums 10:48 - Dust and Janice STFU shine on Drake’s album 13:07 - Putting the album in context and reflecting on Drake’s comeback journey 19:25 - Wrestling’s biggest events: AEW’s Double or Nothing 22:25 - Will Ospreay’s storyline evolution 28:49 - Inside jokes about soda, memes, and the inside humor 31:02 - The hilarious journey of "neva neva neva" 35:34 - The history of stadium stampedes 38:29 - AEW’s top talents and upcoming PPV battles 42:36 - The rise of Will Ospreay and WrestleMania-worthy main events 50:31 - The frustrations of fast-forwarding through commercials in WWE 54:47 - UFC’s wild fights, legends like Conor McGregor 58:18 - The questionable law troubles of Ludwig Kaiser 61:05 - The ongoing saga of tag teams, backstage drama

Episode 63: John Cena Classic Invitational Sounded Cool Until It Didnt | Schoolboy Rollup | 5/13/26

Brace yourselves—this episode is a no-holds-barred mix of sports fixes, wrestling whines, and soda debates that will keep you laughing all the way to your snack drawer. Whether you’re tired of watered-down college football playoffs, confused about the latest WWE madness, or just craving some random shirt ideas for your midlife wardrobe, we’ve got you covered. We officially solve college football’s playoff chaos—no more 24-team nonsense, just a simple, guaranteed-to-make-sense blueprint that even Greg in a blazer can understand. Plus, we’ll toss around NBA “what-if” scenarios, like the last eight seed making a miracle run, and reminisce about the golden age of wrestling video games—because no matter how glossy or complex the new WWE 2K series, it will never top the nostalgic magic of No Mercy on Nintendo 64. And yes, it’s mostly us just ragging on ads, WWE’s questionable booking, and Kevin Nash’s fiery rant against TKO. But it’s not all doom and gloom—there’s plenty of wild predictions, including the future of the AEW signings, the real story behind LA Night’s mysterious WWE absence, and whether Cody Rhodes might dress as Guile for the next big match. We also geek out over legendary powerbombs: Undertaker’s last ride, Batista’s bomb, and the lost art of the sit-down. Spoiler: the last ride might just be the best ever. Oh, and stay tuned for some genius shirt ideas, like “Evil Anus” and “San Diego Night”—the perfect wardrobe for the wrestling fan who’s also middle-aged and buying shirts on the fly.If you love wrestling, sports chaos, soda debates, or just want some witty banter to get through your day, this episode hits every mark. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question everything—except your soda choice, because we’ve settled that, too. Perfect for: sports fans, wrestling enthusiasts, anyone tired of the fake drama, and people who enjoy a good laugh at the absurdity of modern sports and entertainment. Chapters * 00:00 - Welcome! The best intro nobody asked for from New Jersey. * 02:00 - College football playoff ideas—watered down or a genius plan? * 03:30 - Greg’s blazer solution—college football’s secret sauce. * 04:50 - March Madness expansion—upset alert or chaos? * 05:30 - NBA underdog stories—can the 8 seed finally shine? * 06:23 - Street Fighter elephants and CM Punk’s mysterious disappearance. * 07:42 - The latest WWE intrigue: Seth Rollins, Punk, and the SummerSlam feud. * 09:00 - Dr. Pepper infused with coconut—why not? * 11:13 - Wrestling moves: the powerbomb hierarchy—Last Ride or Batista Bomb? * 13:00 - The wild world of WWE ads—how much is too much? * 14:00 - WWE talent cast-offs—what are they really up to? * 17:00 - AEW and WWE: who’s really signing who? The rumored signings and sign-tos. * 20:00 - Roman Reigns, Jacob Fatu, and the wrestling universe’s latest saga. * 25:00 - Upcoming WWE events, matches, and the potential endgame. * 30:00 - Video game nostalgia—Best wrestling games of the 90s. * 35:00 - Kevin Nash’s vendetta against TKO * 42:00 - The ongoing saga of Seth Rollins and CM Punk’s

Episode 62: Club WWE's $2.99 Eggs | Schoolboy Rollup | May 7th, 2026

This episode features a lively discussion on TV shows like Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad, sports debates about NBA and WWE, and upcoming wrestling events and rumors. The hosts share insights, hot takes, and humorous anecdotes, making it a must-listen for fans of entertainment and sports. In this lively wrestling podcast episode, hosts Greg, Nick, and Rob dive into the latest wrestling news, speculate on upcoming matches, and share humorous stories about wrestlers' past personas. They also touch on WWE storylines, potential returns, and the state of current wrestling events, all with a humorous and candid tone. Chapters 00:00 The Great Debate: Better Call Saul vs Breaking Bad 02:34 The Slow Burn: Character Development in Vince Gilligan's Shows 05:18 NBA Jam and Nostalgia: The Impact of Iconic Video Games 08:02 Knicks' Playoff Hopes: Analyzing Team Dynamics and Injuries 10:44 Wrestling's Current State: The Need for Change and Nostalgia 12:59 The New Day's Future: Opportunities Beyond WWE 15:45 Brock Lesnar and John Cena: The Future of Wrestling Superstars 19:34 WWE Club and the Mystery of Cheap Eggs 21:28 The Vague Announcement and Club WWE's Purpose 22:58 Merchandise and Membership Benefits 24:41 Backlash Predictions and Match Analysis 26:50 The State of WWE and Talent Dynamics 28:29 The Future of Released Talent 31:00 Speculations on Tag Team Partners 33:17 Excitement for New Talent in NXT 36:02 Celebrating Mothers and Viewership 36:58 Hair and Grooming Tales 37:53 Reality TV and Personal Preferences 39:46 Backlash Predictions and Analysis 46:14 Wrestling Characters and Their Impact 49:26 The State of Wrestling and Future Prospects

Episode 61: Triple D - Darbian Death Drop | Schoolboy Rollup | April 30, 2026

summary This episode features a lively discussion on wrestling, pop culture, and fan theories, with insights into WWE storylines, star wars, and personal anecdotes. Dive into the world of wrestling legends, character analysis, and the latest in entertainment trends. In this lively episode, the hosts delve into WWE's past and present, exploring the return of Shane McMahon, the evolution of wrestlers' careers, and the impact of recent storylines. They also touch on wrestling legends, fantasy matchups, and the cultural significance of wrestling icons, all while sharing personal anecdotes and industry insights. Chapters 00:00 Wrestling Families and Lineages 02:37 Star Wars: A Cultural Phenomenon 05:24 Star Wars Characters and Their Impact 08:12 WWE Merchandise and Popularity 10:53 WWE Storylines and Character Development 13:42 Health Tips and Personal Experiences 16:03 The Rise of Grayson Waller 16:41 The Disappearance of Dark Gimmicks 18:10 Nostalgia in Wrestling: The Return of Legends 20:04 The Legacy of Big Papa Pump 21:35 Darby Allin's Championship Journey 24:57 The Need for Shane McMahon's Return 27:23 AJ Styles and WrestleMania History 30:42 Cody Rhodes: The Future of WrestleMania 36:13 Darby Allen's Daring Moves 39:01 NBA Jam Nostalgia 43:33 AEW Match Highlights 45:52 WWE Roster Changes 47:18 Kentucky Derby Talk 49:55 Horse Racing Humor resources WWE Official Site - https://www.wwe.com [https://www.wwe.com] Star Wars Official Site - https://www.starwars.com [https://www.starwars.com] Fortnite Official Site - https://www.epicgames.com/fortnite [https://www.epicgames.com/fortnite] Rise of the Resistance Ride - https://disneyland.disney.go.com/attractions/disneyland/rise-of-the-resistance/ [https://disneyland.disney.go.com/attractions/disneyland/rise-of-the-resistance/] Dan Howzen Wrestling - https://www.wrestling.com/ [https://www.wrestling.com/] WWE Official Website - https://www.wwe.com [https://www.wwe.com] Shane McMahon on Twitter - https://twitter.com/ShaneMcMahon [https://twitter.com/ShaneMcMahon] WrestleMania History - WWE - https://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania [https://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania] AEW Official Website - https://www.allelitewrestling.com [https://www.allelitewrestling.com]

Episode 60: TKO Has Stole Wrestlemania's Soul | Schoolboy Rollup | April 23rd, 2026

WrestleMania's decline is evident as quick matches and relentless commercials overshadow the event's essence. In this episode, Greg and his co-hosts explore how WWE's focus on spectacle over substance risks alienating core fans. They discuss the impact of over-marketing and corporate missteps on wrestling's storytelling. Discover insights into the future of wrestling, including new talents and upcoming events. This episode is essential for fans seeking authenticity and understanding the challenges facing modern wrestling. Chapters 00:00 WrestleMania Disappointment 02:32 The Soul of Wrestling 05:30 Commercialization and Fan Experience 08:13 Match Quality and Expectations 10:53 Future of WWE Events 13:35 Thematic Elements in Wrestling 16:30 Nostalgia and Music in Wrestling 18:19 Theme Songs and Their Impact 22:00 The Role of TKO in WWE's Creative Direction 25:22 WrestleMania and Future Storylines 29:07 Brock Lesnar's Retirement Speculations 30:24 Brock Lesnar's Future in Wrestling 31:17 The Importance of Confusion in Storylines 32:32 Kevin Nash's Critique of TKO 34:47 Cody Rhodes and CM Punk's Potential Feud 36:20 CM Punk's Match Quality and Legacy 38:49 WWE Roster Changes and New Talent 40:46 Trick Williams' Rising Star 42:41 Celebrity Appearances in Wrestling 44:21 Challenges of Homeownership