Sex and the Cidiots

“Noooo, Aidan don’t worry about my feelings for Duncan, I’m not gonna bone him until the end of the week!” - Carrie Bradshaw, translated from last episode. Here, Carrie enjoys her “writing partner” whose notes on her work include a range of advice from “that is good” to “wow, that is good,” Brady Hobbes buries the lead with a good news/bad news situation to Miranda and a returning and raging Steve, Charlotte tries to zoom with a psychic healer, the comptroller’s race comes to a conclusion, and Seema, somehow, tops herself and does her worst thing yet. Oh, and there are both big dong marionettes AND farts. It’s like they’ve been reading our fanfic! Leave us a rating and a review if you’re enjoying the ride with your boys, and join us for bonus pods, video, Discord chats and more over at patreon.com/kevinandjon [http://patreon.com/kevinandjon]!

Folks, you won’t believe how many consecutive meals are made and not eaten in this episode, and the consequences are disastrous. In an episode in which the B, C, D thru Z stories shouldn’t have even existed, LTW just says “Ozempic” twice, Joy reveals an incredible bit of self-centeredness upon Miranda’s alcoholic confession, Charlotte and Harry literally just waddle and fall down, Seema stinks (literally), Anthony finally stands up for himself with the woman of the amazing disappearing accent, and then…there’s the actual story between Carrie and Aidan. Jealousy, insecurity, finally sort of confronting some things (in way too quick a window, but, alas), and a surprising finale.  And…we have four episodes left to go? Okay, LFG! Thanks for listening and supporting, and if you’d like to go even HARDER on us, join us for exclusive podcasts and videos and Discord chats at patreon.com/kevinandjon [http://patreon.com/kevinandjon], or just toss us a nice lil’ rate and review on your podcast app or Spotify!

There's a big ol' art gallery with condom filled with a metrically measured amount of j***, there's two FULL butts, a lot of closet talk, a now ever-present Aidan staying in NYC for an undetermined amount of time in between longing sighs at his phone, an extremely horny LTW, a Lucille 2-ass Charlotte, the biggest balls in the business on Harry, a post-coital gigglefest with ol' aluminum armpits Patel, and some of the most confusing / insensitive stuff of the season from Joy, who may have somehow slalomed in between all the declarations of alcoholism Miranda has been throwing out there??? Oh, and Anthony drops a killer line on us all. It's a NIGHTTIME BOOZY EP, folks! Rate and review us, daddies, and join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon [http://patreon.com/kevinandjon] for bonus pods, discord chat, and more!

We start with a little bit on last week's controversy about LTW's dad repeatedly dying, and then it's on to an episode that -- sorry -- had a number of enjoyable things! There's a solid bit of farce over Charlotte's birthday party and what sad thing she's dealing with, a bunch of losers who don't want to do karaoke (and then suddenly do), Patti LuPone guesting as an Italian shrink mom, Lilly gets dumped, Carrie and the British Biographer verbally 69 about each other's writing, and we get a wacky party Miranda that we simply love. Don't worry: we hate plenty of stuff too! Fun for everyone. More fun for everyone? Over on patreon.com/kevinandjon [http://patreon.com/kevinandjon]!

Aidan announces his return to town with a crash, and then breaks some other pretty shocking news to Carrie. LTW puts her phone on silent and misses the passing of her dad (RIP Billy D, who IS still alive in real life, thank God), and ends up tussling with Lucille 3 (played by the great Jennifer Lewis) about arrangements, Charlotte finally gets busted while trying to keep Harry’s secret secret, and Seema helps Miranda look for an apartment after a (sorta) tearful goodbye to her car & driver. Come for the storylines, stay for the MULTIPLE references to the hobbit universe and exploration about how squirrels see each other. And help us celebrate OUR independence (as a podcast) on this 7/4 drop by leaving us a helpful rating and review, and/or joining us over at patreon.com/kevinandjon [http://patreon.com/kevinandjon]!