The Alligator Farm Radio Show

"Spread on the Bread"

Mike tells of an adventurous evening in the care of law enforcement, then the guys learn that he has children-- kind of. Darren admits to some illicit "wrassling." New segment: Alli-facts! (for the kids). Mike and Dave discuss some musical theatre. More aromahypnotherapy! Dave discusses an embarrassing medical condition. The guys gush over YOU, our loyal fanbase, then divvy up some chocolatey treats. This one is brought to you by The Down and Outers Club! Want to be a sponsor? Just drop us a note with lots of cash and we'll make your ad and air it on the show! Email us at thealligatorfarm@gmail.com.

#26 -- "Los Chiclets"

Mike is back and takes a verbal probing regarding his wife(?). Time for a Farm Report where we check in with everyone watching the show. Fun Fair update! Also, the guys try to contain their enthusiasm for the Big Gator Dance that's right around the corner. Mike wants to send some treats to listeners. Darren blesses us all with his home remedies for removing skin tags. The guys wake up the gators for feed time.

#25 -- "Full Shan Cock-a-lo"

Dave gives Mike a "gift" that he'll be enjoying throughout most of the first half of the show. A caller encounters suspicious activity and logically calls the Farm. Dave gets an earful of church. The guys tally the votes! (For...?) We introduce a new segment that will likely never be heard again. The guys get another interesting caller who has a unique literary discovery.

#24 -- "Shut Up or Put Up"

The guys are primed for the Revolution of the Mind that they are ushering in and are thrilled to get listeners on board. We get the ski report. Mike and Dave discuss the hard times we're all going through and come up with novel ways to pay the listeners. We get tips for toxic living, and a surprise visit from a local official that Darren seems a little suspicious of. Pete and Mike unscramble messages from an airborne messiah.

#23 -- "The Tongue Episode"

If you haven't had any tongue in a while, then this is the episode for you.