The Beanie Beam

Get Your Kicks

Get your kicks off the 101 South with Kicks the Bear, date of birth August 16th, 1998. The World Cup is his dream;Kicks the Bear is the best on his team. He hopes that one day he'll be the pick, First, he needs to improve his kick. Regardless of whether your team wins or loses, Kicks can be yours today for a comfortable donation of $35 [https://www.beanies4screenies.com/kicks]. If you're planning on hitting up PolyMarket or Kalshi, you might as well bet on us! Our first features are currently scheduled to start production in mid-August. So hurry up and give us your money. And always remember, individual gifts are tax-free up to a million dollars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit collegefundproductions.substack.com/subscribe [https://collegefundproductions.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

Eight Legs and All

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Osito De Mayo

Our best friend and neighbor to the south; the bear that we could not live a day without... Osito! This red hot bear has beautiful gradient ribbon and bold Mexican flag embroidery on his chest. Osito was part of a USA exclusive collection called the International Collection, born on the 5th of February and not the 5th of May. Across the waters of the Rio Grande, lies a beautiful and mystic land.A place we all should plan to go, known by all as Mexico.  Did you know that donors and subscribers get to hear a lot more? To find out what about, visit our substack [http://collegefundproductions.substack.com] or gift shop [http://beanies4screenies.com].And always remember, personal gifts are tax free up to a million dollars. Osito is available [https://www.beanies4screenies.com/osito] just in time for a hangover with your $5 donation. Ole! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit collegefundproductions.substack.com/subscribe [https://collegefundproductions.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

Glory, Glory

We have Glory with another full bodysuit, this one in white with blue and red stars, a deconstructed reference to the idea of the American flag. On the chest is an interesting representation of such a thing. I imagine that doing all 50 stars in this detail would be too small, just ask Emoji Designers. Glory was born, obviously, on the 4th of July, 1997. Wearing the flag for all to see, a symbol of freedom for you and me. red, white, and blue, Independence Day. happy birthday, USA. Glory is available with the rest of their teammates in the Winter Beanie Teamie Six Pack [https://www.beanies4screenies.com/winter-sports-team-beanie-bag] for a generous $1,000 donation. Glory is available as an individual [https://www.beanies4screenies.com/glory] thank you at the $200 donation level. Always remember, individual gifts are tax-free up to a million dollars. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit collegefundproductions.substack.com/subscribe [https://collegefundproductions.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

Grab a Snowball

Snowball the Snowman with the permanently rumpled scarf and hat was born on my 12th birthday, December 22nd, 1996. He features a carrot nose, which is common in snowman lore. A lot of times that I remember building a snowman— I say a lot of times as though there were more than three—When we got around to making the buttons for the snowman outfit, we would use extra coal that we got from the grill in somebody's backyard. There was a snowman, I've been told, that plays with beanies out in the cold. What is better in a winter wonderland than a beanie snowman in your hand? That is kind of cute. I can't help but like my twin just a little bit. Snowball, the obviously C-string, rotund bench warmer of the Winter Sports Team is available [https://www.beanies4screenies.com/snowball] for a $5 donation, or as part of the Winter Beanie Teamie Six Pack [https://www.beanies4screenies.com/winter-sports-team-beanie-bag] for a generous $1,000 donation. And always remember, individual gifts are tax free up to a million dollars. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit collegefundproductions.substack.com/subscribe [https://collegefundproductions.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]