THE DARK DOORS

THE DARK DOORS EPISODE FOUR

Hold onto your wigs, baby, because it’s all kicking off in our series finale! Our oh-so-sassy dark hero, John Dark, is in the belly of the beast—a house with a mind of its own, and it ain’t gonna be pretty... unless you’re John Dark, Residential Exorcist! Not even evil pulls off eyeliner this good (though it sounded better in his head). One disrobed priest, one blind cat, and one crossdressing exorcist, all ready to go deep. But where’s Bruiser when you need him? "Pray for me." www.thedarkdoors.com

THE DARK DOORS EPISODE THREE

Sassy exorcist, freaked-out priest, blind white cat. Paranormal shotgun blast? DARLING, PLEASE! It’s all going down in the Mill House—casting stones, possessed rodents, dark, trippy visions. But don’t you worry, there’s lipstick for that! With plenty more twisted goings-on, there’s always a darker door for everyone's favorite residential exorcist. Sheesh! www.thedarkdoors.com  www.thedarkdoors.com

THE DARK DOORS EPISODE TWO

"They’re still alive... right?" John and Leighton are deep in the bowels of the house, surrounded by a cabinet of curiosities that would make even the most twisted minds blush. A taxidermy gryphon? Oh, it’s just the beginning. who owns this freak show? And more importantly, who are these freaks? www.thedarkdoors.com  www.thedarkdoors.com

THE DARK DOORS EPISODE ONE

EPISODE ONE: "A Doorman Always Knocks, ...First" John Dark, our sassy, crossdressing hero, is on the case! A sinister house has swallowed its residents whole, and only a Doorman can drag them back. An old mill manor packed with twisted secrets? Check. 80s new-wave horror cheesefest? Check. A dark, fabulous crossdressing exorcist in heels? Double check!! And a terrified priest rocking a gummy bears T-shirt? Oh, you bet. Ready for a trip to the dark, twisted, and fabulously weird underbelly of 1985 New Orleans? Meet John Dark, the cross-dressing exorcist who makes death look downright sexy. They call him a "doorman," walking the line between our world and the other place—the dark place. With Leighton, the lovable priest who may have gotten in over his head, a foul-mouthed muscle named Bruiser, and a blind white cat that sees more than the living, John’s crew is the last thing standing between you and a nightmare—well, if he’s not too busy touching up his lipstick. No matter how grotesque the haunt, John shows up dressed like he’s ready for a high-fashion funeral—killer heels, smoky eyes, and the darkest shade of sass this side of any dimension. The hair? All his. The attitude? Unstoppable. He may be battling demonic possessions and sentient houses, but nothing escapes John’s razor-sharp wit—or his taste for stealing things. Because, honey, death might be messy, but that doesn’t mean John can’t look delicious! In The Crawley House, things get real twisted when a senator’s daughter vanishes, possibly consumed by the walls of a sentient mansion that’s doing some very freaky renovations on anyone who steps inside. Body parts mutate, houses breathe, and nothing is as it seems. Is it voodoo? A dimensional tear? Or is it just some real messed-up mold? Either way, John’s going in deep. Real deep. Created by queer writer and 80s sleaze master Perry Berline, THE DARK DOORS drips with dark humor, brutal horror, and a filthy, fabulous vibe that screams “ALT-GOTH-NEW WAVE-HORROR-CHEESEFEST-YES-YES-YES!” So, get ready, darling—this isn’t your grandma’s ghost story. It’s twisted, it’s hot, and it’s going to leave you begging for more.  www.thedarkdoors.com  www.thedarkdoors.com