The Glass Rod

Patriot. Intellectual. Public Servant. These are just a few of the words which do not come to mind when one thinks of Rodney Britz Glassman, Republican (for now) candidate (forever) for Arizona Attorney General (again). The Glass Rod was created because Rodney is so much more than the most recent election he will inevitably lose. Rodney is a force of nature. He is the mudslide after the hurricane, the tsunami after the earthquake, the lake of fire after the Rapture. Since Rodney epitomizes modern American politics in all its vapid, nauseating, apocalyptic glory, we figured why not enjoy the ride. This show is satire. It is not authorized, condoned, or enjoyed by Rodney Glassman in any way. Rodney, you are a public figure and we are well-versed in defamation law. Please sue us. Please.