Grill, Chill & Gemini
Insanely Great Podcast — Memorial Day Edition 🍔
Episode recorded: May 24, 2026
Show Notes
Fire up the grill, crack open a cold one, and let Christopher and DJ keep you company while you flip burgers. This Memorial Day edition is a buffet of tech takes, hot rants, and pop culture detours — perfect for that backyard hang.
On the menu this week:
🤖 Google I/O lays the smackdown. Gemini 3.5 Flash now allegedly outguns 3.1 Pro at half the power, Gemini Spark is the big consumer cloud play, and we got a sneak peek at what Siri could be if Apple ever caught up. Spoiler: Apple is paying billions for a whitelisted, watered-down Gemini and the guys aren't sure why.
👓 The smart glasses arms race. Meta's Ray-Bans, Oakleys, Apple's incoming pair, and now Google's at the party too. DJ returned his Oakleys (vertical video — really, Meta?) and Christopher's Ray-Bans live on the shelf 90% of the time. Four-hour battery life is, in technical terms, "abysmal."
🏗️ Android 17 "Cinnamon Bun" gets deeper Gemini integration. In other shocking news, water is wet.
🛠️ Google Antigravity and the slow death of the IDE — just tell the AI what to code and walk away.
🍌 Nano Banana 2 keeps being magical, and Christopher demands to know how these models change one thing without nuking the whole image.
🚀 SpaceX files for what could be the biggest IPO in history (ticker: SPCX). Also, hey, at least the toilet didn't explode this time.
💸 NVIDIA prints money ($91B quarter, $80B buyback) while we debate whether Anthropic could ever catch the shovel-seller.
🏢 Meta's layoffs hit 8,000 while employees literally train their AI replacements via keystroke surveillance. Salesforce pulled the same gaslight. Yikes.
🧠 The AGI debate gets philosophical. Are LLMs the steam engine of intelligence? Plus a fascinating tangent on world models, three-system AI learning, and why power-hungry "evolutionary" AI might actually get us there.
🎬 Mandalorian & Grogu is a two-and-a-half-hour nothing burger. Sigourney Weaver: why are you here? Where are Luke, Ahsoka, Han, and Leia? A huge missed opportunity gets thoroughly dragged.
🪄 Harry Potter marathon! DJ is initiating his 13-year-old into Hogwarts (he's never seen them!). Christopher swears by the Chris Columbus extended editions, dishes on the upcoming HBO Max reboot, and yes — they get into the Hagrid actor situation.
💍 Bonus rant: Peter Jackson recording 30-minute intros to already-four-hour extended LOTR movies. The nerds applauded. Of course they did.
🎮 Gaming corner: Diablo 4's Mephisto expansion, the new James Bond game (looks like 2005?), Hogwarts Legacy love, Crimson Desert gunning for Game of the Year, the underwhelming Switch 2 launch lineup, and rumors of a $1,500 Xbox PC-console hybrid.
📺 YouTube Premium price hike gets roasted. $26/month for a family plan? For… ad-free and downloads? Bundle it with YouTube TV or stop, Google.
📱 iPhone Ultra fold rant preview (saved for next episode): how do you call it "Ultra" when the camera lenses are worse than the Pro?
🚫 Apple Shortcuts as moral police. Try to get it to proofread anything with the word "ass" and watch it silently refuse to do its job. Cool, cool, cool.
🔥 DJ's pro tips: DeepSeek v4 Flash in Hermes agent has been ripping, and check out Ion Router — they're running the OSS 120B model at 5¢ in / 10¢ out by squeezing NVIDIA GH200s. Insanely cheap. Let us know if you try it.
🎓 And a sentimental dad moment — congrats to Christopher's daughter on graduating high school yesterday. Sniff.
Happy Memorial Day, everyone. Hug your veterans, hug your data centers, and we'll see you next week.
📧 Got thoughts on Ion Router or anything else? Hit us up — we read everything.
Chapter Markers
* (00:00) - Welcome & Memorial Day Burger Talk
* (00:39) - Google I/O: Smaller Agents Are the Future
* (01:22) - Gemini 3.5 Flash Beats 3.1 Pro (Allegedly)
* (02:37) - The Siri + Gemini WWDC Mystery
* (04:31) - Why Apple Gets a Watered-Down Gemini
* (06:18) - Smart Glasses Are Coming for All of Us
* (07:06) - Christopher's Ray-Bans Live in a Drawer
* (07:59) - DJ's Oakley Return Saga (Vertical Video?!)
* (09:14) - The End of Traditional Search
* (10:18) - Android 17 "Cinnamon Bun" — Surprise, More Gemini
* (10:50) - Google Antigravity & Vibe-Coding IDEs
* (12:09) - Nano Banana 2 Is Witchcraft
* (13:02) - SpaceX Files for IPO (Ticker: SPCX)
* (14:25) - NVIDIA Earnings Blowout & the China Chip Problem
* (17:27) - Meta Layoffs: 8,000 Cut, Employees Training Their Replacements
* (20:47) - Trump's AI Executive Order Delayed
* (22:09) - The AGI Debate: Are LLMs the Steam Engine?
* (23:25) - World Models & Three-System AI Learning
* (25:22) - Mandalorian & Grogu Movie Review (Oof)
* (29:37) - Harry Potter Marathon Time
* (30:35) - The Case for the Chris Columbus Extended Editions
* (32:48) - Peter Jackson's 30-Minute LOTR Intros (Bless Him)
* (34:47) - Star Wars vs. Star Trek vs. Lord of the Rings Geek Cultures
* (35:17) - The Janky-Looking James Bond Game
* (35:45) - Diablo 4: Mephisto Expansion Impressions
* (36:48) - Hogwarts Legacy Appreciation
* (41:20) - Crimson Desert = Game of the Year Contender?
* (41:41) - Switch 2 Underwhelms (and It's Not Even OLED?!)
* (43:11) - PlayStation 6, Next Xbox & the $1,500 PC-Console
* (45:20) - YouTube Premium Price Hike Rant
* (48:15) - Helping a 70-Year-Old Cut Cable for Apple TV
* (50:19) - iPhone Ultra "Fold" Preview Rant
* (51:46) - Apple Shortcuts: The AI Moral Police
* (52:51) - Should AI Be Allowed to Make App Store Apps?
* (53:29) - DJ's Picks: DeepSeek v4 Flash & Ion Router
* (54:15) - Wrap-Up + A Proud Dad Graduation Shoutout