The Kids Are Asleep

Production No. 004 -- It's For the Podcast

Marissa and Andy try more fruit and talk to each other the way they typically talk to themselves during REM sleep. BONUS: The long-awaited debut of the song "Aliens" by Andy and Baby Asher. Our feet get bitten by sharks as we sail through the air! The Kids Are Asleep!

Production No. 003 -- That Is Some Tannis

Andy and Marissa are BACK and BLACK in the podcast that has President Trump raving "There's really nothing like it." Vesectomies! Beer labels! More tannins! The Kids Are Asleep!!

Production No. 002 -- Pharbins

Marissa rips off a major retailer and Andy relives Jerry Springer trauma memories in this superb 2nd Edition of the podcast critics call "something I would listen to in the bath".

Production No. 001 -- The Kids Are Asleep NBC Pilot

Marissa explains pomegranates. Andy explains Silicon Valley. Wine and parenting are discussed, while a lineage is scorned and slandered. The ground-breaking and initiatory first episode of the award-winning podcast, "The Kids Are Asleep"!