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Episode 20: Blasted Be the Past 5

This bulletin features: Three Shirt Buttons. 32 White Horses. Clothing. Shade. Colour. Genitals. Ancestors. Pepe’s. Jeans. Straight. Boring. Gayness. And Uniform Code of Attire. Transcript: https://bit.ly/3sZY1mE [https://bit.ly/3sZY1mE] Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | I Have a Reservation: TrackTribe | Quirky Comedy: The_Mountain (Pixabay) | Sound Effects: Pixabay Warning: This of course, is my opinion. If yours isn’t the same as mine and has worked for you, keep it intact.

Episode 19: Blasted Be The Past 4

This bulletin features: A Friend. Parties. Light Beams. Conversations. Din. Voice Box. Bullshit. Priority.  Battleground. Father. God. Catholic Marriage. Mother. Beef. Passive Aggressiveness.  Jesus. Mary. Joseph. Peacemaker. Catholic Church. Man. And Woman.  Transcript: https://bit.ly/3RjWmlX [https://bit.ly/3RjWmlX] Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | I Had a Feeling: TrackTribe | Toccata in D minor: Bach | Sound Effects: Garfield Dsouza and Pixabay Warning: If you listen to this episode, not even a confession will save your soul. So, walk away right now.

Episode 18: Press Conferences and Show-cause Notices

This bulletin features: The NBC. Fuck.  Dickhead. Spokesperson. Chutiye. Psychological Trauma. KFC. News Channel. He.  Permission. Bourbon Biscuits.  Genre. News Flash. News Editor. And RTNSC. Transcript: https://bit.ly/3Zbn4Pu [https://bit.ly/3Zbn4Pu] Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites | Sound Effects: Pixabay Warning: Hardly meant for the PG-13 audiences. And hardly meant for many from the R and NC-17 categories either.

Episode 17: Blasted Be The Past 3

This bulletin features: Straight. Bisexual.  Sex. Hair. Shoulders. Christmas. Bombay. Celebrity. Online Tickets. Hard Ones. Fuck Friend. Green Eyes. Sexual. Heathrow. And Class. Transcript: https://bit.ly/44GLodi [https://bit.ly/44GLodi] Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | Christmas Vacation - Christmas Eve and New Year Fairy Tale: SoundGalleryBy (Pixabay.com [http://Pixabay.com]) | I Have a Reservation: TrackTribe Warning: There might be a tremor of truth in this that measures 7.5 on the Richter Scale. If you don’t sense it, chances are you’re either insensitive or part of the reason the tremor took place. Either that or you’ve sensed far too many to completely disassemble from the inside.

Episode 16: The Goa Buses Edition

This bulletin features: Tiniest Buses. 560 kms.  Candolim. Paradise. Hell. Shipping Containers. Tinpots. Slits. Bum. Acrobatics. Daddy-long Legs. Dhinchak. Bling. Passengers. Suffocation.  Dilapidated. And Spirt of Goa. Transcript: https://bit.ly/3PwnL2B [https://bit.ly/3PwnL2B] Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites | Sound Effects: Garfield Dsouza Warning:  This episode has all it takes to not land anywhere inside a tourism brochure. Besides, it also talks about bums; if you’re tuning in from The Conservatory of India, tune out right now.