They Called This a Movie

Nonsense thrives this week, as we watch a movie that desperately tries to fill its plot holes with claymation monsters in the 1992 film Winterbeast.  Join us as we discuss the fact the movie takes place in the fall, count up all the plaid, and try to decide which beast is our favorite.  Want more from TCTAM? Join our Patreon at just $1 a month. The Patreon page is now live and you can check it out at Patreon.com/TCTAMPod [https://Patreon.com/TCTAMPod]. Find us on Bluesky, Instagram, and Threads @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

It's our June Movie of the Month this week, as voted on by our Patreon members. For June, we're celebrating Summer Vibes with a movie that takes place primarily in New York during the winter. But there is that 15 minutes that takes place in Jamaica. It's the Tom Cruise bartending movie, Cocktail, on this week's They Called This a Movie. Join us as we discuss how different this movie was versus our expectations, discuss fumbling 1988 Elisabeth Shue, and how serviceable this movie is despite it's low Rotten Tomatoes score.  Want to get in on the fun and vote for our next movie of the month? Join our Patreon at just $1 a month. The Patreon page is now live and you can check it out at Patreon.com/TCTAMPod [https://Patreon.com/TCTAMPod]. Find us on Bluesky, Instagram, and Threads @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

We're going back to one of our childhoods, as we watch a movie that one of us watched more than once back in the day. It's Home Alone copycat Remote on this week's episode of They Called This a Movie.  Join us as we discuss the lack of shenanigans, our hero being stuck in an attic the whole movie, and a yodeling German with a little mustache.  The Patreon page is now live and you can check it out at Patreon.com/TCTAMPod [https://Patreon.com/TCTAMPod]. Find us on Bluesky, Instagram, and Threads @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

It's a film 20-plus years in the making, and it looks every bit of its age, as we watched Dangerous Men on this week's episode of They Called This a Movie.  Join us as we discuss the music, the disappearing main characters, and all the sleazy things the men in this movie are ready to do at the drop of a hat.  The Patreon page is now live and you can check it out at Patreon.com/TCTAMPod [https://Patreon.com/TCTAMPod]. Find us on Bluesky, Instagram, and Threads @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

Vin Diesel goes into uncharted territory as a man without family, so we're stuck listening to him talk about his Dungeons & Dragons character, as we watched The Last Witch Hunter.  Join us as we discuss how we feel about the modern New York setting, Vin Diesel's inability to look vulnerable, and spot the twist a mile away. We also preview our upcoming podcast that will be exclusive to our Patreon subscribers.  The Patreon page is now live and you can check it out at Patreon.com/TCTAMPod [https://Patreon.com/TCTAMPod]. Find us on Bluesky, Instagram, and Threads @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.