Two Cents: We See Scary Movies

The Babysitter (2017) | Puberty Is Hard, But Satanic Cults Are Worse

This week on Two Cents We See Scary Movies, Talon and Christopher kick off Grave Humor Month with The Babysitter (2017), a Netflix horror comedy that asks the important question: what if Home Alone had more blood, more Satan, and a babysitter who was somehow both amazing and absolutely the worst person to leave alone with your child? Cole thinks he is just sneaking downstairs to see what his cool babysitter Bee does after bedtime. Unfortunately, what she does after bedtime is host a satanic blood ritual with her very attractive, very unstable friend group. From fire pokers through eyeballs to homemade bug spray flamethrowers, this movie takes one anxious twelve-year-old and turns him into a tiny suburban John McClane with trauma. Let’s just say… this is one night of babysitting that goes completely off the rails. The Babysitter is currently available to stream on Netflix. #TheBabysitter #TheBabysitter2017 #NetflixHorror #HorrorComedy #GraveHumor #TwoCentsWeSeeScaryMovies #HorrorPodcast #MovieReviewPodcast #ScaryMovies #CultHorror #SamaraWeaving #JudahLewis #DarkComedy #HorrorFans #PodcastEpisode

The Ruins — One Map, One Stranger, Zero Survival Instincts

Spring Break, Broken Bodies continues, and we're trading prehistoric fish for something arguably worse — plants with a personal vendetta. This week, Christopher leads us through The Ruins (2008): a group of Americans on vacation in Mexico who follow a German stranger they just met into an unmarked jungle to find some ancient ruins, because sure, why not. What follows is killer vines, at least one surgical scene nobody asked for, and an ending that's significantly better on DVD than it was in theaters. Different ecosystem than last week. Same catastrophic decision-making. #TheRuins #HorrorPodcast #BadDecisions #SurvivalHorror #ScaryMovies #MovieBreakdown #HorrorFans #FilmTalk

Piranha 3D (2010) | Spring Break, Bad Decisions, and a Lake Full of Teeth

In this episode of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, Talon and Christopher review Piranha 3D (2010), the wild spring break horror movie packed with killer fish, nonstop gore, disaster-movie chaos, and one of the most ridiculous creature-feature setups of the 2010s. This horror movie podcast episode breaks down the Jaws-style opening, the underwater dance sequence, the massive piranha attack, the practical gore effects, the bizarre 3D moments, and the stacked cast that somehow includes Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Richard Dreyfuss, Jerry O’Connell, and Adam Scott. This is also Christopher’s first official episode as the new co-host of Two Cents, and the first episode in the show’s new video format. The result is a funny, sarcastic, and brutally honest horror movie review of a film that is equal parts bloody, stupid, entertaining, and unforgettable. If you like horror movie reviews, creature features, shark-adjacent terror, spring break horror, campy horror movies, practical gore, and funny movie podcasts, this episode is for you. Next up in the Spring Break Broken Bodies theme: The Ruins. #Piranha3D #HorrorMovieReview #CreatureFeature #SpringBreakHorror #HorrorPodcast #CampyHorror #MovieReview #PiranhaMovie #2010Horror #ScaryMoviePodcast

The Night of Something Strange — We Are So Sorry | Horror Movie Review

***LISTENER WARNING IS ADVISED***This month's theme is You Make Me Sick — movies about disease, infection, and things that crawl under your skin. And then there's The Night of Something Strange, which interpreted that as a personal challenge and won. Talon and Dan dive into one of the most bizarre, disgusting, and downright unhinged horror movies ever made — Night of Something Strange (2016). What starts as a road trip quickly turns into a full-blown nightmare fueled by a mysterious infection, over-the-top gore, and scenes that will absolutely make you question your life choices. This isn’t just horror… this is shock value turned all the way up. Is it so bad it’s good… or just straight-up disturbing? Talon and Dan break down the insanity, react to the wildest moments, and try to figure out what this movie was even trying to do. If you like weird horror movies, cult horror, or just want to hear two people process absolute chaos in real time, this one’s for you. #NightOfSomethingStrange #HorrorMovieReview #WeirdHorror #CultHorror #GrossHorror #ExtremeHorror #BadHorrorMovies #HorrorPodcast #ZombieHorror #IndieHorror #ScaryMovies #MovieReview #TwoCentsPodcast

The Bay (2012) | The Found Footage Parasite Horror That Feels Uncomfortably Real

Talon and Dan break down The Bay (2012), a found footage eco-horror about pollution, parasites, and a Fourth of July outbreak that wipes out an entire town. As part of this month’s theme “You Make Me Sick!”, this episode dives into disease horror, environmental horror, and the unsettling idea that something like this could almost happen. Is The Bay an underrated found footage horror… or just a very long warning about swimming in brackish water? Next episode: The Night of Something Strange Music Credit Monster Within – Quinten Coblentz Hashtags #TheBay #FoundFootageHorror #ParasiteHorror #EcoHorror #DiseaseHorror #HorrorPodcast #HorrorMovieReview #TwoCentsWeSeeScaryMovies