Undiagnosed Moms

The No-No Zone: When Your Cousin, A Threesome, and Your Hairdresser Collide

Y'all, I am STILL recovering from this one! We sat down with Jason, this former Beverly Hills hairdresser who's seen EVERYTHING—and I mean EVERYTHING—behind the chair. This man has stories that'll make you spit out your wine (or your breakfast martini if you're living that Dallas housewife life). Jason spills ALL the tea about what happens in those high-end Beverly Hills salons with the two-way mirrors where celebrities can hide from paparazzi. He tells us about clients who down TWO BOTTLES of wine during a highlight appointment, drunk salon meltdowns over "lesbian haircuts," and housekeepers being forced to clean glass butt plugs (I literally can't make this shit up). We get into the WILDEST celebrity encounters that had me sweating (and not just because I'm having a hot flash)—including one where Steve-O was "walking the llama" if you know what I mean (and if you don't, you'll find out!). Jason also shares a terrifying home invasion story that had me clutching my pearls. And don't even get me started on the story about the first cousin threesome with "no-no zones" that had me questioning if I was ready to hear this tea. Turns out hairdressers know ALL your secrets, especially the ones involving zucchinis that'll have you looking at your produce drawer differently. If you've ever wondered what your stylist is REALLY thinking or what celebs are like when the cameras are off, this episode is for you. Just maybe don't listen around your kids unless you want them asking what a "no-no zone" is. Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, or wherever you pretend to work while actually listening to podcasts. #comedy #moms #undiagnosedmoms #salon #hairdresser #celebrity #gossip #beverlyhills #threesomes #secretlives

The Truth About Everything (Except When We're Joking): Conspiracy Theories & Beauty Tips

Ever wonder what's really under the Denver Airport? Or why fancy shampoo might be a scam? Alison and Cassie are asking the real questions this week as they dive into their favorite conspiracy theories (allegedly!) and share beauty disasters that'll make you feel better about that time you turned your hair orange. From debating whether mermaids are structurally possible to questioning why no one's been back to the moon, they're covering all the important topics - including why Cassie accidentally put self-tanner in her hair and lived to tell about it. Plus, find out why they're absolutely not interested in living on Mars with Elon (the wine selection would be terrible), and get the scoop on which Korean skincare products are actually worth the hype. Warning: This episode contains questionable beauty decisions, theories about lizard people, and proof that sometimes the cheapest shampoo is actually the best option. Perfect for listening while planning your escape route from underground government facilities or trying to wash self-tanner out of your hair! Listen on:Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/undiagnosed-moms/id1787168867 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/undiagnosed-moms/id1787168867]Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2E1ub1kE52JmZwyCeDq7Si [https://open.spotify.com/show/2E1ub1kE52JmZwyCeDq7Si]Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/a032775a-a456-4ab3-8f10-72b7e593c890/undiagnosed-moms [https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/a032775a-a456-4ab3-8f10-72b7e593c890/undiagnosed-moms] #comedy #moms #undiagnosedmoms #conspiracytheories #beautytips #skincareaddicts #kbeauty #podcast #momlife #momsofinstagram #beautycommunity #Denver #Area51 #moonlanding #selfcare

Meat Sweats & Face Masks: Tales of Korean Skincare & Diet Fails

From face peels that make you look like a molting snake to diet trends that'll have you sprinting back to wine - this episode is a masterclass in what happens when good intentions meet reality! Join Alison and Cassie as they dive deep into their hilariously failed attempt at the carnivore diet (turns out meat sweats aren't cute), and discover why their latest obsession with Korean skincare has them literally shedding layers of their face. If you've ever bought a miracle product at 2 AM or convinced yourself that a new diet trend would finally be 'the one,' this episode is your permission slip to laugh about it all! From brutally honest reviews of TikTok's viral Korean beauty products (spoiler: that Dr. Melaxin Peel Shot is no joke), to why fasting is actually easier than giving up wine (we're looking at you, carnivore diet), to ADHD-friendly cleaning hacks that might actually work (or at least help you pretend your house isn't a disaster). Get ready for real talk about: * Why the carnivore diet sounds great until you realize you have to actually give up alcohol * The truth about those Korean skincare products everyone's obsessing over on TikTok * How to trick your ADHD brain into cleaning (or at least hiding the mess before company comes) * Why face peels are simultaneously terrifying and addictive * The real reason we keep trying diets even though we know wine will always win * How to convince yourself that fasting is easier than actually changing your eating habits * Why your Aura ring might be judging your life choices * The truth about those "before and after" skincare photos Whether you're hiding from your messy kitchen, impulse buying beauty products at midnight, justifying wine as a fruit serving, or wondering if your face is supposed to actually peel off with these trendy skincare products - this episode will make you feel seen, validated, and probably enable your next beauty purchase. Because let's be honest, we're all just trying to look younger while eating what we want and avoiding our responsibilities. Join us for an hour of unfiltered commentary, questionable life choices, and the kind of honest beauty and diet reviews you won't find from your favorite influencer. Warning: May cause excessive laughter and an unreasonable urge to buy Korean skincare products." #comedy #moms #undiagnosedmoms #kbeauty #koreanbeauty #skincare #antiaging #carnivorediet #winelife #momlife #adhd #beautytips #trending #fasting #cleaninghacks #mompodcast #momsofinstagram #skincareobsessed #selfcare #beautycommunity #tiktoktrends #beautyproducts #winewednesday #momhumor #cleaningtiktok #cleaninginspiration #adhdtiktok #adhdcleaning #authenticmotherhood #momssupportingmoms

My Brother Got Diagnosed at 40 & Now Everything Makes Sense: A Guide to Dating, Corporate Shenanigans & Japanese Metal

Ever wonder what it's like growing up in the 90s when your brain's wired differently? Pull up a chair as Alison's brother Chris spills the tea about getting diagnosed with Asperger's at 40 and suddenly realizing why golf lessons with dad were a total disaster. Between stories of that one date who walked topless through her parents' living room (yep, that happened) and dropping truth bombs in corporate meetings that would get anyone else fired, Chris breaks down how understanding neurodiversity changed everything - especially parenting. Watch Alison discover she might not be as "normal" as she thought while Chris explains why his daughter's obsession with Japanese metal bands and perfect lighting actually makes total sense. From mimicking social cues to accidentally creating an entire dating strategy based on trying to get rejected, this episode proves that sometimes your biggest "weakness" might actually be your superpower - even if it takes four decades to figure that out. Plus, find out why Chris can code like a genius but can't make eye contact, how he turned his experiences into parenting wins, and why sometimes throwing your credit card on the dinner table and walking out is the only reasonable response to a bad date. Fair warning: This episode contains corporate meeting mishaps, dating stories that'll make you feel better about your love life, and enough inappropriate comments to make HR create a new training video. Perfect for listening while avoiding eye contact or pretending to pay attention in meetings! #comedy #moms #undiagnosedmoms #ADHD #autism #aspergers #neurodiversity #parenting #mentalhealth #corporatelife #dating #siblingbonds #90skids #latediagnosis #actuallyautistic #adhdlife #parentinghumor

Daddy Chill: First date disasters, Hall Passes and Cryotherapy

Jump into the chaos with Alison and Cassie as they plan their next wellness adventure - freezing their bodies in a cryotherapy chamber because apparently that's what passes for self-care these days. While Cassie's ready to embrace the ice, Alison's questioning her life choices and wondering if being a human popsicle is really the path to enlightenment. Between planning their deep freeze, they dive into dating disasters including Alison's legendary first date that ended with a broken ankle, her date driving off, and proving chivalry isn't just dead - it never even showed up to the party. Meanwhile, Cassie reveals her complete lack of dating history because apparently when you meet your soulmate at 17, you skip the whole "learning how not to date" phase. The conversation spirals into their Canadian vs American throwdown, where we learn Canadian schools don't care about sports and Americans will literally hold their kids back a grade just to dominate middle school football. Plus, find out why watching Rescue 911 in the 90s basically guaranteed childhood trauma, how their parents' creative lies shaped their adult fears, and why Tucker Carlson made an unexpected appearance in their "Hall Pass" list (Cassie has some explaining to do). From colonic confusion to cryo-chambers, these two prove once again that no topic is off limits - especially when there's a chance to turn it into a laugh. And yes, they eventually explain what "Daddy Chill" means, but you'll have to listen to understand why it became the quote of the day. cryotherapy, wellness trends, dating stories, Canadian culture, childhood memories, Rescue 911, parent comedy, Tucker Carlson, school sports, first dates, health and wellness, friendship comedy, mom life, alternative medicine, hall pass stories