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I hope your "buckled" in for an exciting episode about accessories and clothing fasteners. I promise we won't "belt" it out for too long, but maybe we can "band" together on this one since "belts" is "buckle" "buckle" "strap" "buckle" "belt" "buckle" "band" "strap" "buckle" "belt" "buckle" "button" "strap" "fastener" "belt"

Ever wonder how to rob a bank and never get caught? So did our question asker today! No spoilers, but he didn't get our advice in time...

Here's one needle you can share! And by "needle", I of course mean "podcast episode about needles and other things". Don't do drugs!

  Don't get nipped by the zip! Don't get zipped by the snip! And don't get tricked by a foul-natured woman. You are worth more than that. Pick yourself up, have some respect for yourself, and find the courage to be with someone who makes you truly happy. And don't get your ding dong snagged in your fly, my dude!

Why don't you come with me, lil girl? On a magic carpet ride. Oh, I guess it technically is a rug. And yes, flying isn't technically magic... I don't know why it isn't just called a flying rug! That's it! This date is over!