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Now is not the time for panic. Now is the time for despair. Weather: "Radio Down" by Caged Animals [https://linktr.ee/cagedanimals] Original episode art by ⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.jessica-hayworth.com/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tix on sale now [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.welcometonightvale.com/live%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠! UNLICENSED Season 3 [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Pre-order the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.welcometonightvale.com/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ for news and stories Patreon [%E2%80%9Dhttps://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/]⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://disparition.bandcamp.com/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://robwilsonwork.com/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky [%E2%80%9Dhttps://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tumblr [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents [%E2%80%9Dhttps://nightvalepresents.com/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

This is a story about me, said the man speaking, and you are pleased because you always wanted to hear a story about me.  Weather: "House With A Basement" by Nick Ricks [https://www.nickricks.com] The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth [http://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] Read episode transcripts [http://welcometonightvale.com/transcripts] Night Vale RPG featured at Renegade Con June 6 [https://renegadegamestudios.com/renegade-con-june-2025] 2025-26 TOUR DATES [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live] Tix on sale now! UNLICENSED Season 3 is here! Only on Audible [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1] Pre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/] today! Sign up [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/] for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations. Patreon is how we exist [http://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/]! If you can, please help us keep making this show. Music: Disparition [http://disparition.bandcamp.com/] Logo: Rob Wilson [http://robwilsonwork.com/] Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky [https://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/], TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale], Tumblr [https://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial], and Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/]. Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.com [https://welcometonightvale.com/] A production of Night Vale Presents [http://nightvalepresents.com/].

This is a story about me, said the man speaking, and you are pleased because you always wanted to hear a story about me.  Weather: "House With A Basement" by ⁠Nick Ricks [https://www.nickricks.com]⁠ The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin Original episode art by ⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠ [https://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] ⁠Read episode transcripts [https://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts]⁠ [https://welcometonightvale.com/transcripts] Night Vale RPG featured at ⁠Renegade Con June 6⁠ [https://renegadegamestudios.com/renegade-con-june-2025] ⁠2025-26 TOUR DATES [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live]⁠ Tix on sale now! UNLICENSED Season 3 is here! ⁠Only on Audible⁠ [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1] Pre-order the ⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠ [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/] today! ⁠Sign up⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/] for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations. ⁠Patreon is how we exist⁠ [https://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/]! If you can, please help us keep making this show. Music: ⁠Disparition⁠ [https://disparition.bandcamp.com/] Logo: ⁠Rob Wilson⁠ [https://robwilsonwork.com/] Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠BlueSky⁠ [https://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social], ⁠Facebook⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/], ⁠TikTok⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale], ⁠Tumblr⁠ [https://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial], and ⁠Instagram⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/]. Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at ⁠welcometonightvale.com⁠ [https://welcometonightvale.com/] A production of ⁠Night Vale Presents⁠ [https://nightvalepresents.com/]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season.⁠ [https://www.audible.com/pd/Unlicensed-Season-3-Audiobook/B0F3PHY673?source_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp]  Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County. Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and evaluate their futures. But those futures might not be as long as they hope. Lou and Molly start what appears to be a quiet case: a series of strange home break-ins all involving ex-employees of a defunct Long Beach stereo manufacturer. But this case will quickly bring them up against an opponent more ruthless and resourceful than they've ever faced before. Lou and Molly have always gotten by on their wits, but what to do when facing an enemy who can outmatch them in both wits and violence? A cat and mouse game through the forgotten regions of Southern California, including a shady direct-to-video movie studio, the unglamorous workers neighborhoods of glamorous Catalina Island, and the distant remote parts of the desert, where help cannot reach you in time. There will be grave danger. There will be deaths. But maybe some things matter more than survival. ⁠Listen with a free Audible trial today.  [https://www.audible.com/pd/Unlicensed-Season-3-Audiobook/B0F3PHY673?source_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season. [https://www.audible.com/pd/Unlicensed-Season-3-Audiobook/B0F3PHY673?source_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp]  Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County. Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and evaluate their futures. But those futures might not be as long as they hope. Lou and Molly start what appears to be a quiet case: a series of strange home break-ins all involving ex-employees of a defunct Long Beach stereo manufacturer. But this case will quickly bring them up against an opponent more ruthless and resourceful than they've ever faced before. Lou and Molly have always gotten by on their wits, but what to do when facing an enemy who can outmatch them in both wits and violence? A cat and mouse game through the forgotten regions of Southern California, including a shady direct-to-video movie studio, the unglamorous workers neighborhoods of glamorous Catalina Island, and the distant remote parts of the desert, where help cannot reach you in time. There will be grave danger. There will be deaths. But maybe some things matter more than survival. Listen with a free Audible trial today.  [https://www.audible.com/pd/Unlicensed-Season-3-Audiobook/B0F3PHY673?source_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp]