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Recommendations for you horror buffs Weather: "Watermelon" by ⁠⁠Clavicle⁠⁠ [https://clavicle.bandcamp.com] Original episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] The voice of Carlos is Dylan Marron The voice of Dana is Jasika Nicole The voice of Tamika is Symphony Sanders The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner ⁠⁠⁠Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts]⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tix on sale now⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live]⁠⁠! ⁠Weather Submissions⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/betheweather] are open thru Nov 15, 2025 Pre-order the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/]⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1]⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ for news and stories ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/]⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://disparition.bandcamp.com/]⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://robwilsonwork.com/]⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠ [https://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/]⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial]⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠⁠⁠ [https://nightvalepresents.com/]⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

It's too hot to think. Let's let the stars guide us. Weather: "Door is Your Hand" by ⁠Adult Mom [https://adultmomband.com/] Original episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠⁠ [https://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor ⁠⁠Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts]⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tix on sale now⁠⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live]⁠⁠! Weather Submissions [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/betheweather] are open thru Nov 15, 2025 Pre-order the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/]⁠⁠ ⁠⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠ [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1]⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ for news and stories ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/]⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://disparition.bandcamp.com/]⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://robwilsonwork.com/]⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠ [https://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/]⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠ [https://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial]⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠⁠ [https://nightvalepresents.com/]⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Push the boundaries of experience Weather: "Stretching Thin" by MADWOMAN [https://www.instagram.com/madwomanmusic/] Original episode art by ⁠⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠ [https://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] The voice of Josh Crayton is Brie Williams⁠⁠ ⁠Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts]⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Tix on sale now⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live]⁠⁠! ⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠ [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1]⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Pre-order the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠⁠ [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/]⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ for news and stories ⁠Patreon⁠ [https://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/]⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠⁠ [https://disparition.bandcamp.com/]⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠⁠ [https://robwilsonwork.com/]⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠ [https://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/]⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠ [https://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial]⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠ [https://nightvalepresents.com/]⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Now is not the time for panic. Now is the time for despair. Weather: "Radio Down" by Caged Animals [https://linktr.ee/cagedanimals] Original episode art by ⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth [https://www.jessica-hayworth.com/]⁠⁠ ⁠Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts]⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tix on sale now⁠⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live]⁠⁠! ⁠⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠ [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1]⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Pre-order the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/]⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ for news and stories ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/]⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://disparition.bandcamp.com/]⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://robwilsonwork.com/]⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠ [https://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/]⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠ [https://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial]⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠ [https://nightvalepresents.com/]⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

This is a story about me, said the man speaking, and you are pleased because you always wanted to hear a story about me.  Weather: "House With A Basement" by Nick Ricks [https://www.nickricks.com] The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth [http://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] Read episode transcripts [http://welcometonightvale.com/transcripts] Night Vale RPG featured at Renegade Con June 6 [https://renegadegamestudios.com/renegade-con-june-2025] 2025-26 TOUR DATES [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live] Tix on sale now! UNLICENSED Season 3 is here! Only on Audible [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1] Pre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/] today! Sign up [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/] for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations. Patreon is how we exist [http://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/]! If you can, please help us keep making this show. Music: Disparition [http://disparition.bandcamp.com/] Logo: Rob Wilson [http://robwilsonwork.com/] Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky [https://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/], TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale], Tumblr [https://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial], and Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/]. Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.com [https://welcometonightvale.com/] A production of Night Vale Presents [http://nightvalepresents.com/].