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Yankees new bats, babysitter finds man under bed, Breastmilk flavored ice cream

Today’s topics: 1. Yankees knew torpedo bats. Should it be considered cheating? 2. Babysitter finds man under bed after child complained of monster under the bed 3. Frida to launch breastmilk flavored ice cream

Constipated airline passenger, $550 egg, and the worlds longest basketball game

Today’s topics: 1. A plane passenger suing United Airlines and the Department of Homeland Security after a pilot allegedly broke down bathroom door 2. Perfectly Round Egg Sells for ~$550 at Auction 3. 23 players break world record for longest basketball game

George Foreman facts, most expensive dog sold, Joe Exotic’s new plea to the government

Today’s topics: 1. RIP George Foreman + info on just how lucrative the George Forman grills were 2. World's Most Expensive canine sells for over $5.8 Million 3. Joe Exotic offers to deport his illegal husband in exchange for jail pardon

Buildings made of bottles, mooning tourists, and Starbucks to pay $60 million in settlement

Today’s topics: 1. A modular home company helping LA wildfire victims rebuild w/ 3D printing homes from plastic bottles 2. Two Japanese tourists detained and deported after one exposed his butt cheeks at the Great Wall 3. Jury awards $60 million to delivery driver after hot Starbucks drink scalds genitals

Book flavored pudding, beer flavored Pringles, woman stops would be robber

Today’s topics: 1. Michelin chef concocted old book-flavored pudding 2. Pringles to release two new beer can flavors in partnership with Miller Light 3. Woman with Black belt fights off would-be robber wearing her new heels