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Monday, January 20, 2025 Subscribe: Get the Daily Update in your inbox for free [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/subscribe/] 1/ Trump was sworn in as the 47th president of the United States after defeating Kamala Harris in the 2024 election, winning 49.9% of the popular vote with a margin of 1.48 percentage point – one of the narrowest popular vote margins in modern U.S. history. Trump called his inauguration, which fell on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, “Liberation Day,” saying his victory would be remembered as “the most consequential election” in U.S. history. In his second inaugural address – eight years after he depicted a bleak vision of the country he described as plagued by “American carnage” – Trump declared that “America’s decline is over” and promised that “the golden age of America begins right now.” Trump called his election a “mandate to completely reverse a horrible betrayal” and vowed that the nation’s challenges would be “annihilated” in a “thrilling new era of national success.” Trump outlined a platform [https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/01/20/donald-trump-inauguration-day-news-updates-analysis/day-one-rundown-congress-00199332] focused on border security, energy independence, government reform, and promoting traditional American values as part of his policy agenda. Trump pledged to reinstate strict border policies, deploy the military for border enforcement, and designate cartels as foreign terrorist organizations. His energy plans include rolling back regulations, withdrawing from the Paris Climate Accord, and prioritizing domestic energy production. He promised to overhaul federal bureaucracy, reduce remote work, and eliminate policies he described as radical or burdensome. Trump also committed to defending traditional gender roles and revisiting the naming of American landmarks. Trump announced plans to rename the Gulf of Mexico as “the Gulf of America” and to revert Denali, North America’s highest peak, to its former name, Mount McKinley. He also pledged to seize control of the Panama Canal, declaring, “We’re taking it back,” and vowed to “pursue our Manifest Destiny into the stars” while talking about planting an American flag on Mars. At 78, Trump is the oldest president ever inaugurated, surpassing Biden’s record by five months. His return to power follows his 2020 election loss, two impeachments, four indictments, one conviction, and a civil ruling finding him liable for sexual abuse. Trump enters office with a unified Republican government, giving him fewer institutional constraints as he advances his populist agenda. The inauguration was moved inside the Capitol Rotunda – the same building where a mob of Trump’s supporters four years earlier violently tried to overturn his election loss to Biden – for the first time in 40 years due to the freezing weather in Washington, D.C. After Trump declared that his life was “saved by God to make America great again,” country music singer Carrie Underwood’s performance of “America, the Beautiful” was interrupted by a technical malfunction, leading to a long delay before she was forced to sing the song a cappella. Earlier in the day, Biden hosted Trump and Melania for coffee at the White House before as part of an Inauguration Day tradition. As the Trumps got out of their car, Biden greeted them with, “Welcome home.” (New York Times [https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/us/politics/trump-inauguration.html] / Wall Street Journal [https://www.wsj.com/politics/trump-to-call-for-revolution-of-common-sense-in-inaugural-address-a6d94c59] / The Guardian [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/20/trump-division-vengeance-inauguration] / Associated Press [https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-inauguration-swearing-capitol-b3549ebe5dae74a872502aa79def7a11] / Politico [https://www.politico.com/news/2025/01/20/trump-inauguration-speech-004932] / NPR [https://www.npr.org/2025/01/20/g-s1-43759/trump-inaugural-address-key-moments] / WTF Just Happened Today? [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-take... Visit

Thursday, January 16, 2025 Subscribe: Get the Daily Update in your inbox for free [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/subscribe/] 1/ Biden, in his farewell address, warned of the rise of an oligarchy and a “tech-industrial complex” that he said threatens democracy, basic freedoms, and economic fairness in the United States. Biden, speaking from the Oval Office, stated, “Today, an oligarchy is taking shape in America of extreme wealth of extreme wealth, power, and influence that literally threatens our entire democracy.” He invoked Eisenhower’s warning of a “military-industrial complex” and drew parallels to the risks posed by technology giants, saying, “Six decades later, I’m equally concerned about the potential rise of a tech-industrial complex.” Biden criticized social media platforms for abandoning fact-checking, lamenting that “The truth is smothered by lies told for power and for profit.” Reflecting on his legacy, he said, “It will take time to feel the full impact of all we’ve done together. But the seeds are planted.” As he prepares to leave office, Biden urged Americans to “be the keeper of the flame” and “stand guard” to protect democracy. (Associated Press [https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-farewell-address-oval-office-8bc6051c20adc1bc212cdd8be2578624] / NPR [https://www.npr.org/2025/01/15/nx-s1-5258510/biden-farewell-address] / ABC News [https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/biden-set-give-farewell-address-after-securing-israel/story?id=117719108] / NBC News [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/joe-biden-farewell-speech-oval-office-primetime-wednesday-rcna187725] / Wall Street Journal [https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/biden-warns-of-oligarchy-and-tech-industrial-complex-in-farewell-address-ab69da46] / The Guardian [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/15/joe-biden-farewell-address-trump-oligarchy-america]) * Biden’s claim that he “could have beaten Trump” in the 2024 election has reportedly left Harris disappointed and saddened, straining their relationship during their final days in office. According to close allies, Harris viewed Biden’s remarks as a reflection of the “one-sided loyalty” in their partnership, which had grown over the years but faced challenges as Harris took the lead on the Democratic ticket. While Biden insisted he stepped aside to unify the party, saying, “I didn’t want to be one who caused a party that wasn’t unified to lose an election,” Harris expressed private frustration over the perception his comments created. The tension was visible during public appearances, including at Jimmy Carter’s funeral, where the two barely interacted despite being seated together. Harris reportedly feels Biden’s statements undermined her campaign and added to the difficulties of her transition out of public office. (Wall Street Journal [https://www.wsj.com/politics/biden-harris-relationship-trump-election-a94b08da]) 2/ Big Tech executives, including Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and TikTok CEO Shou Chew, are playing prominent roles in Trump’s inauguration. Zuckerberg and other tech leaders are co-hosting high-profile events during Trump’s second inauguration, aligning themselves with an administration that could shape policies favorable to their industries. Chew has also been invited as an honored guest, despite the platform facing a U.S. ban set to take effect the day before. Other wealthy tech executives like Peter Thiel and Musk are also throwing exclusive parties, while corporations and donors have contributed millions to Trump’s inaugural committee in exchange for VIP access. (New York Times [https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/us/politics/trump-tech-inauguration-parties.html] / Washington Post [https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/01/16/tiktok-trump-inauguration/] / Axios [https://www.axios.com/2025/01/16/tiktok-ceo-trump-inauguration-ban] / WTF Just Happened Today? [https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/15/us/politics/mark-zuckerb... Visit

Wednesday, January 15, 2025 Subscribe: Get the Daily Update in your inbox for free [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/subscribe/] 1/ Israel and Hamas agreed to a 42-day ceasefire. The deal temporarily pauses the 15-months of fighting in the Gaza Strip, where Israeli forces have killed at least 46,500 Palestinians – mostly civilians – in response to the Hamas-led October 7 terror attack, which left around 1,200 dead and some 250 people taken hostage. Over 110,200 people have been injured in Gaza during this period. The deal will take effect on Sunday and will be implemented in phases. In the first phase, 33 hostages held by Hamas will be exchanged for approximately 1,000 Palestinian prisoners held by Israel. During this phase, Israel will reduce its military presence in Gaza and allow Palestinians to return to the north, despite extensive destruction in the area. In the second phase, the remaining living hostages will be exchanged, accompanied by a full withdrawal of Israeli forces from Gaza. Israel estimates that about 60 living hostages remain in Gaza. The third phase will involve the return of deceased hostages’ remains and a “major reconstruction plan for Gaza will begin.” In recent days Trump’s incoming Middle East envoy, Steve Witkoff, “work[ed] in tandem” with Biden’s Middle East adviser, Brett McGurk, on the negotiations, which were mediated by the U.S., Qatar and Egypt. Witkoff reportedly met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Saturday to stress Trump’s goal of wanted a deal by Jan. 20. Trump previously warned that there would be “hell to pay” if an agreement wasn’t reached before his inauguration. Netanyahu, meanwhile, thanked Trump for what he described as promises that “Gaza will never be a haven for terror.” (NBC News [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/ceasefire-israel-hamas-gaza-palestinians-rcna160847] / NPR [https://www.npr.org/2025/01/15/g-s1-42883/ceasefire-israel-hamas-gaza-hostage-release] / ABC News [https://abcnews.go.com/International/ceasefire-deal-reached-israel-hamas/story?id=106870619] / New York Times [https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01/15/world/israel-hamas-cease-fire-deal-gaza] / Washington Post [https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/01/15/israel-war-gaza-ceasefire-hostages-news-hamas/] / Bloomberg [https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-01-15/israel-hamas-agree-gaza-ceasefire-deal-in-wind-down-of-war] / Wall Street Journal [https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/israel-hamas-ceasefire-deal-gaza-hostage-release-cdf9ba32] / CNN [https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/israel-hamas-gaza-ceasefire-hostages-01-15-24] / Associated Press [https://apnews.com/live/israel-hamas-ceasefire-updates] / Axios [https://www.axios.com/2025/01/15/gaza-hostage-ceasefire-deal-israel-hamas] / CNBC [https://www.cnbc.com/2025/01/15/israel-hamas-ceasefire-hostage-deal-agreed-to-in-principle.html]) 2/ Recap of today’s Trump’s Cabinet confirmation hearings: Pam Bondi, nominated for attorney general, vowed to “depoliticize” the Justice Department but faced criticism for refusing to commit to prosecutorial independence from Trump, including whether she would prosecute journalists or drop cases at Trump’s request. Bondi stated, “No one is above the law,” and denied any plans to enforce a so-called “enemies list.” Bondi repeatedly declined to answer whether she would open an investigation into special counsel Jack Smith, calling his conduct “horrible.” She also sidestepped questions about upholding a TikTok ban and pardoning Jan. 6 defendants, saying decisions would be made on a “case-by-case basis.” Marco Rubio, the nominee for Secretary of State, supported NATO, called China a “dangerous near-peer adversary,” and endorsed Taiwan’s “porcupine strategy” to deter invasion. Rubio aligned with Trump’s “America First” vision, stating, “Placing our core national interests above all else is not isolationism. It is the commonsense realization that a foreign policy... Visit WTF Just Happened Today? [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/] for more news and headlines, brought to you by Matt Kiser [https://twitter.com/Matt_Kiser]. The WTFJHT Podcast [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/podcasts/] is narrated and produced by Joe Amditis [https://twitter.com/jsamditis].

Tuesday, January 14, 2025 Subscribe: Get the Daily Update in your inbox for free [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/subscribe/] 1/ Special Counsel Jack Smith’s final report made clear that Trump has not been exonerated for his “unprecedented criminal effort to overturn the legitimate results of the election in order to retain power” and that the evidence would have secured a conviction had the case gone to trial. Smith’s 137-page report, released early Tuesday, detailed Trump’s alleged actions, including how he “inspired his supporters to commit acts of physical violence” on Jan. 6 and knowingly spread “demonstrably and, in many cases, obviously false” claims of voter fraud. The prosecution, however, was dropped due to Trump’s 2024 reelection and longstanding Justice Department policy prohibiting the indictment of sitting presidents. Smith wrote, “Indeed, but for Mr. Trump’s election and imminent return to the Presidency, the Office assessed that the admissible evidence was sufficient to obtain and sustain a conviction at trial.” Smith’s report also directly countered Trump’s claims of political bias: “To all who know me well, the claim from Mr. Trump that my decisions as a prosecutor were influenced or directed by the Biden administration or other political actors is, in a word, laughable.” Smith emphasized that the investigation adhered strictly to facts and the law, asserting, “My Office had one north star: to follow the facts and law wherever they led. Nothing more and nothing less.” Trump, meanwhile, dismissed the report as a “political hit job,” repeating his unsubstantiated claims of election fraud while accusing Smith of failing to bring the case to trial before the election. Nevertheless, Smith defended the effort, stating, “While we were not able to bring the cases we charged to trial, I believe the fact that our team stood up for the rule of law matters.” (Politico [https://www.politico.com/news/2025/01/14/jack-smith-trump-report-00198025] / NPR [https://www.npr.org/2025/01/14/g-s1-42358/trump-jack-smith-election-report] / NBC News [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/justice-dept-sends-congress-jack-smiths-report-trumps-effort-overturn-rcna187492] / New York Times [https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/14/us/politics/trump-special-counsel-report-election-jan-6.html] / Washington Post [https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/01/13/trump-jan-6-classified-documents-investigations-report-jack-smith/] / Wall Street Journal [https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/jack-smith-donald-trump-election-interference-report-f2ecf0fa] / The Guardian [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/14/donald-trump-2020-election-conviction-special-counsel-report-jack-smith] / Axios [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/14/donald-trump-2020-election-conviction-special-counsel-report-jack-smith]) 2/ Special Counsel David Weiss criticized Biden for calling the prosecution of his son, Hunter Biden, politically motivated, arguing that such statements “undermine the public’s confidence in our criminal justice system.” Weiss’s final report defended his investigation, which led to convictions for tax evasion and firearms charges before Biden pardoned his son. The report dismissed claims of political bias and emphasized that the prosecutions adhered to principles of equal justice. Hunter Biden’s attorney, meanwhile, called the investigation “a cautionary tale of the abuse of prosecutorial power.” (NBC News [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/justice-department-release-final-report-hunter-biden-investigation-rcna187522] / Washington Post [https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/01/13/hunter-biden-special-counsel-report/] / New York Times [https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/13/us/politics/special-counsel-report-hunter-biden.html]) 3/ Pete Hegseth, Trump’s nominee for defense secretary, faced a contentious confirmation hear... Visit WTF Just Happened Today? [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/] for more news and headlines, brought to you by Matt Kiser [https://twitter.com/Matt_Kiser]. The WTFJHT Podcast [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/podcasts/] is narrated and produced by Joe Amditis [https://twitter.com/jsamditis].

Monday, January 13, 2025 Subscribe: Get the Daily Update in your inbox for free [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/subscribe/] 1/ A federal judge ruled that the Justice Department may release the portion of special counsel Jack Smith’s report on Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election. The release is expected as early as Tuesday. Judge Aileen Cannon, however, maintained a block on sharing the section of the report on Trump’s classified documents case, citing concerns over potential prejudice to Trump’s former co-defendants, Walt Nauta and Carlos De Oliveira, whose charges remain pending. Smith’s report concludes his investigations into Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election and mishandle classified materials, with legal challenges continuing over the release of remaining sections. (Associated Press [https://apnews.com/article/trump-special-counsel-aileen-cannon-d7be86dad89227f12a6f5aac3433b202] / Politico [https://www.politico.com/news/2025/01/13/jack-smith-report-release-2020-election-00197871] / NPR [https://www.npr.org/2025/01/13/nx-s1-5258382/special-counsel-report-aileen-cannon-jack-smith] / Washington Post [https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/01/13/jack-smith-report-trump-cannon-garland-jan-6/] / New York Times [https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/13/us/politics/trump-jan-6-report-aileen-cannon-jack-smith.html] / NBC News [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/judge-allow-release-jack-smiths-report-trump-election-interference-cas-rcna186829] / ABC News [https://abcnews.go.com/US/trumps-former-defendants-continue-push-block-release-jack/story?id=117620958] / CNN [https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/13/politics/special-counsel-trump-january-6-report-judge-cannon/index.html] / Bloomberg [https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-01-13/judge-clears-release-of-trump-special-counsel-report-on-election] / CBS News [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jack-smith-trump-report-special-counsel-2020-election/]) 2/ Special counsel Jack Smith resigned from the Department of Justice after completing investigations into Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election and mishandling classified documents. Smith’s departure, expected ahead of Trump’s inauguration as the cases were dismissed under longstanding DOJ policy that prohibits prosecuting a sitting president, followed the submission of his final report to Attorney General Merrick Garland, who plans to release the report on election interference but not the classified documents case, citing pending proceedings against Trump’s former co-defendants. Both of Smith’s cases were blocked by court rulings: In July, Judge Aileen Cannon dismissed the classified documents case [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2024/07/15/day-1273/#2-judge-aileen-cannon-dismissed-spec], finding that Garland lacked the authority to appoint Smith. Separately, the Supreme Court delayed the election interference case for months while reviewing Trump’s claim of immunity before ultimately issuing a landmark decision [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2024/07/01/day-1259/#1-the-supreme-court-ruled-6-3-that-t] that granted “absolute immunity from criminal prosecution” for “official acts.” (NBC News [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/special-counsel-jack-smith-resigns-trump-rcna187280] / Politico [https://www.politico.com/news/2025/01/11/jack-smith-resigns-justice-department-trump-criminal-investigation-00197694] / New York Times [https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/11/us/politics/jack-smith-special-counsel-resigns.html] / CNN [https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/11/politics/jack-smith-resigns-special-counsel-doj/index.html] / Washington Post [https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/01/11/jack-smith-trump-special-counsel-resigns/] / Axios [https://www.axios.com/2025/01/11/special-counsel-jack-smith-resign-trump]) 3/... Visit WTF Just Happened Today? [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/] for more news and headlines, brought to you by Matt Kiser [https://twitter.com/Matt_Kiser]. The WTFJHT Podcast [https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/podcasts/] is narrated and produced by Joe Amditis [https://twitter.com/jsamditis].