Failsafe

I was 23 when I lost my virginity to a married woman. She was blonde, and she had two kids. I will have eventually been involved in another affair, with another married woman, who was also blonde, who also had two kids. For the life of me, I don't know why people say I have a type. I'll get into both, and how I never intended for either to happen. Especially the first one.

It's just me, talking about various failures. Should be a blast. Sit back, relax, and let me describe my life so you feel better about yours