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Gigli

Gigli (rhymes with "really") co-stars Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck back when they dating but their star power, along with Christopher Walken and Al Pacino were not enough to save this box office bomb. It was so bad that one critic described their JLo and Ben's acting as "lacking any chemistry at all" in what would become an excellent prediction for their ill-fated relationship. Listen in as the boys discuss what might be the worst of the worst movies they've seen so far. Where bad movies have failed to be good but succeeded in being entertaining, this one does neither.

The Dirt

The boys get down and dirty with Mötley Crüe this week as we dive into The Dirt. Based on the bestselling autobiography from the Crüe this Netflix movie has all the ingredients to be a great watch: a good plot, a wild ride, rock and roll, MGK as an actor and Pete Davidson as a co-star! Jacob and Adam will tell you why this movie isn't winning awards any time soon but might, ultimately, be worth a spot at the very bottom of your Netflix queue.

Half Past Dead

Steven Seagal AND Ja Rule in the same movie! The boys just had to give this one a watch and this movie deserved it's place on this podcast of feature failures. Join Jacob and Adam as they dive into the world of New Alcatraz as Steven Seagal and Ja Rule try to save the day in this not so action-packed action movie.

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

The boys are back! It's the start of a new semester so Jacob and Adam are picking up right where they left off working their way through some of the worst movies of all time. Today's feature failure is Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, a sequel to a movie that likely didn't deserve to exist in the first place. So listen in as the boys discuss a movie so bad that it'll leave you crying like a baby.

Batman & Robin (1997)

REUPLOAD! Na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN! That theme song might be from a different Batman movie but today Jacob and Adam sit down to discuss one of the worst superhero movies of all time: Batman & Robin. With George Clooney as Batman, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze and Uma Thurman playing Poison Ivy, this movie had the star-studded cast required to be a truly great superhero movie. What happened next is why we're talking about it today on our podcast. Thanks to everyone for listening in! We'll be back next semester with Season 2! Maybe we'll stick to a better upload schedule this time.