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This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to speak Chinese! Specifically Mandarin! Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano learn with Manhattan Mandarin [https://www.instagram.com/manhattan_mandarin/] ! We are joined by Jamie and Yijia Geng to learn how to say a few things in Mandarin! In this fun and educational ep, the Daddies dive into the world of Mandarin! Join as they learn how to say simple phrases like "hello" and "thank you," and even count to ten in Chinese! Along the way, they explore the fascinating differences between English and Chinese, discovering that English grammar might actually be tougher than Mandarin’s! Whether you’re new to the language or just curious, come learn alongside Matteo and Chris in this language-packed episode Manhattan Mandarin is a school where no matter what age, can come learn Mandarin! Whether in schools, students' homes, in the office, online, or on our immersion-excursion China trips, our teachers and tutors have helped thousands of students of all ages master the Mandarin language on their own unique paths to fluency. They ensure our private lessons and our Mandarin classes are tailored to each student's needs and goals. Check them out!! 👉https://www.manhattanmandarin.com/ [https://www.manhattanmandarin.com/] LEARN ALONG WITH THE DADDIES!!! 💁🏻‍♂️Support the show by supporting our sponsors!🙆🏼‍♂️ HELLOFRESH : https://HelloFresh.com/teachmedaddykids [%20https://HelloFresh.com/teachmedaddykids] AND kids eat FREE! Unlock this exclusive offer. One free kids’ meal per box for two months while subscription is active. MANSCAPED: https://manscaped.com [https://manscaped.com] promocode TEACHME and get 20% Off and Free Shipping on your order BLUECHEW: https://BlueChew.com [https://BlueChew.com], promo code TEACHME to receive your first month FREE FOLLOW US! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ [https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/] Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy [https://x.com/chrisdcomedy] Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ [https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/] 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ [https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/2b000226-f298-11e8-91a7-830974923b3b/podcasts/99a1e742-220a-11ef-911a-87cc872ba077/episodes/cd20b008-4f05-11ef-90a3-fb6dd26f00d0/%20https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/] TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane [https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/2b000226-f298-11e8-91a7-830974923b3b/podcasts/99a1e742-220a-11ef-911a-87cc872ba077/episodes/cd20b008-4f05-11ef-90a3-fb6dd26f00d0/%20https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane] Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ [https://matteolanecomedy.com/] 🙋‍♀️Our Producer Venetia AKA V Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ [https://www.venetiageras.com/] Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras [https://x.com/venetiaageras] Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ [https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/] #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to make cheese! Specifically fresh mozzarella! Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano dive into the delicious world of cheese, learning how to make mozzarella from scratch! With the guidance of their friend Nino Palummo [https://www.instagram.com/nino_the_mozz_man/], the comedians take a break from their usual romantic lessons to tackle something equally essential to life: cheese-making. Whether you're a cheese connoisseur or just someone who loves a good sandwich, this episode will have you laughing and learning all at once. The episode kicks off with a step-by-step guide to making mozzarella at home. Chris and Matteo discover that it’s not as easy as it looks, but they persevere, turning milk into stretchy, creamy mozzarella right before your eyes and ears! Thank you to Nino and be sure to give him a follow and hire him for a fun night with friends or family! https://www.ninothemozzman.com/ [https://www.ninothemozzman.com/] Here’s a quick rundown of the steps they followed: 1. Heat the Milk: Start with fresh, high-quality whole milk, heating it to around 85°F. 2. Add Rennet & Citric Acid: Once the milk is at the right temperature, add citric acid to help the curds form. Then, rennet is added to set the curds. 3. Cut the Curds After letting the mixture sit, the curds start to form. Matteo talks about how cutting curds feels oddly satisfying, like popping bubble wrap but cheesier. 4. Heat & Stretch the Curds: The curds are heated again and stretched to achieve that classic mozzarella texture. 5. Form the Mozzarella Balls: Finally, the mozzarella is shaped into balls and cooled in an ice bath. The episode ends with Matteo and Chris triumphantly showing off their homemade cheese, declaring that mozzarella truly belongs on sandwiches! And to those who dare to say mozzarella doesn’t belong on a sandwich—Chris and Matteo have a few choice words for you. Shame! Whether it's a classic Italian sub or a creative twist on grilled cheese, mozzarella's gooey goodness is unmatched. This episode is filled with laughs, cheesy puns, and the undeniable truth: mozzarella makes everything better, especially sandwiches. Tune in for all the fun, food, and a reminder that sometimes the simplest pleasures, like making cheese from scratch, can teach us something about life... and love. 💁🏻‍♂️Support the show by supporting our sponsors!🙆🏼‍♂️ ZOCDOC 👉stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.zocdoc.com/teachmedaddy [https://www.zocdoc.com/teachmedaddy] BETTERHELP 👉This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TMD [https://www.betterhelp.com/TMD] and get on your way to being your best self FOLLOW US! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ [https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/] Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy [https://x.com/chrisdcomedy] Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ [https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/] 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ [https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/2b000226-f298-11e8-91a7-830974923b3b/podcasts/99a1e742-220a-11ef-911a-87cc872ba077/episodes/cd20b008-4f05-11ef-90a3-fb6dd26f00d0/%20https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/] TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane [https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/2b000226-f298-11e8-91a7-830974923b3b/podcasts/99a1e742-220a-11ef-911a-87cc872ba077/episodes/cd20b008-4f05-11ef-90a3-fb6dd26f00d0/%20https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane] Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ [https://matteolanecomedy.com/] 🙋‍♀️Our Producer Venetia AKA V Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ [https://www.venetiageras.com/] Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras [https://x.com/venetiaageras] Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ [https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/] #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to dance! Not just any dance, but ballroom dance! Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn with @fredastairedancestudios-ne6812 , Artur Sveshnikov & Svitlana Gliebova from Ukraine! They know their Waltz pretty good. Did you know that the waltz originated in the late 18th century in Austria and Germany. It evolved from the folk dance known as the "Ländler" and gained popularity in Vienna's ballrooms! It's now getting popular with the Daddies as they break down this dance and then do the steps together. Solo! They even learn how to dip! It's a fun episode where you learn how to be a lady or a gentleman and that with patience you can learn too how to dance! Check out this episode and check out Artur and Svitlana 👉https://www.fredastaire.com/ny-downtown/ [https://www.fredastaire.com/ny-downtown/] 💁🏻‍♂️Support the show by supporting our sponsors!🙆🏼‍♂️ SHOPIFY 👉 Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopIfy.com/teachme [https://shopIfy.com/teachme] TUSHY 👉 Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code TEACHME at https://hellotushy.com/TEACHME [https://hellotushy.com/TEACHME] #tushypod MEUNDIES 👉 https://meundies.com/teachmedaddy [https://meundies.com/teachmedaddy] for 20% off, plus free shipping. MeUndies—comfort from the outside in! FOLLOW US! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ [https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/] Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy [https://x.com/chrisdcomedy] Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ [https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/] 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ [https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/] TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane [https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane] Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ [https://matteolanecomedy.com/] 🙋‍♀️Our Producer Venetia AKA V Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ [https://www.venetiageras.com/] Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras [https://x.com/venetiaageras] Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ [https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/] #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo & Chris learn more about the world of romance and intimacy! The guys are talking bonding! really BDSM! With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about submissive play. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! 👉https://www.intimacywithleandra.com/ [https://www.intimacywithleandra.com/] Support the show by supporting our sponsors! BLUECHEW 👉Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code TEACHME at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s https://bluechew.com/ , promo code TEACHME to receive your first month FREE. https://bluechew.com/ [https://bluechew.com/] NEVEN 👉 Check out https://neveneyewear.com/discount/DADDY [https://neveneyewear.com/discount/DADDY] for quality shades at great prices. FOLLOW US! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ [https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/] Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy [https://x.com/chrisdcomedy] Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ [https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/] 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ [%20https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/] TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane [%20https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane] Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ [https://matteolanecomedy.com/] 🙋‍♀️Our Producer Venetia AKA V Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ [https://www.venetiageras.com/] Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras [https://X.com/venetiaageras] Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ [https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/] #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they embark on a hilarious and enlightening journey into the world of romance and intimacy. With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about gay and straight love. Check out Leandra [https://www.instagram.com/intimacywithleandra/]! Intimacy with Leandra [https://linktr.ee/intimacywithleandra] who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! Has Matteo ever been with a woman? Has Chris ever been with a man? The intimate times these two share with cucumbers and spoons are both hilarious and eye-opening! They learn a lot about a woman's body and what excites men. Dive into their journey as they discover how to be patient with their bodies and communicate better with their partners. Support the show by supporting our sponsors! BETTERHELP 👉This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TMD [https://www.betterhelp.com/TMD] and get on your way to being your best self ZOCDOC 👉stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to  https://www.zocdoc.com/teachmedaddy [https://www.zocdoc.com/teachmedaddy] BABBLE 👉Here's a special, limited time deal for our listeners.Get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://www.Babbel.com/TEACHME [https://www.Babbel.com/TEACHME] FOLLOW US! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ [https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/] Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy [https://x.com/chrisdcomedy] Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ [https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/] 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ [https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/] TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane [https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane] Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ [https://matteolanecomedy.com/] 🙋‍♀️Our Producer Venetia AKA V Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ [https://www.venetiageras.com/] Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras [https://x.com/venetiaageras] Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ [https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/] #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]