The Therapy Crouch

Ask Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special! Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest dilemmas — from wardrobe chaos and hoarding habits to parenting rules that divide households everywhere. Things quickly take a turn as we get into your Agony Abs, including a heartbreaking story of a listener who pushed his partner away after secretly discovering fertility issues, and now wants to win her back. We also hear from someone determined to turn their boyfriend into their very own “project”, plus a bedroom dilemma that definitely takes the biscuit. There’s friendship drama, relationship ruts, and the age-old question of how to keep the spark alive when life starts getting in the way. It’s honest, chaotic and full of laughs… exactly how an AMA should be. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 00:40 Wardrobe Chaos & Hoarding Realisations 02:10 “You Don’t Need All This Stuff” 04:05 The “Knickers” Debate 05:45 Parenting Rules & Mealtime Battles 08:50 Sponsor Break 09:05 Singapore Stories & Travel Chat 11:35 Britain’s Next Top Model Throwbacks 13:55 Ask Me Anything Begins 15:30 “Lawless” Wedding Stories To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From gym-obsessed boyfriends who suddenly start calling every meal “fuel”, to the bizarre habits that creep in when people take their fitness journeys a little too seriously, the pair unpack the realities of dating in 2026. We also hear some of your listener dilemmas including whether sharing a Netflix account with an ex is a major red flag, and what to do when your partner’s habits start giving you the ultimate ick. Plus, Abbey and Pete relive a holiday debate that will feel VERY familiar—when taking the perfect Instagram photo completely ruins the moment. In the Agony Abs, things take a seriously weird turn with a bedroom confession involving being called “Daddy”… and an unexpected counter-offer of “Granny” that completely derails the mood. It’s funny, unfiltered and full of the kind of honest relationship chat that will have you questioning everything. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 00:27 Ross update & opening chat 01:02 Morning routines & body confidence 02:18 Parenting rules & swimming debate 03:10 Hair routines & “life admin” 05:04 Relationship icks & plane story 06:34 Pete’s sauna moment (“the seats”) 07:38 House chat, storage & spindles 09:05 Weekly “shine” & Chanel chat 10:00 Packing, moving house & clear-outs 11:42 Gym boyfriend turns “delulu” 13:00 Gym addiction & motivation chat 14:00 Pre-kids nostalgia & family chaos 16:19 Sharing Netflix with an ex 17:30 Phone glitches & tech struggles 18:23 Holiday photo frustrations begin 19:27 “Candid photo” arguments escalate 20:15 Pete lying on the floor for the shot 21:14 “Fellas of Instagram” discussion 22:18 Social media vs real life debate 24:24 Filming vs living the moment 25:15 Justin Timberlake viral debate 27:00 “Am I The Asshole?” intro 27:48 “Call me Granny” dilemma begins 28:56 Debate & reactions 30:05 “Daddy” discussion continues 31:40 Final thoughts & wrap of segment To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀 The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there. We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level. Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids. And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins) 02:10 Acting, Adverts & Listener Question 02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes 03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate 06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes 08:20 Dartboard Lies & Relationship Truths 09:12 Fake Football Career Story 10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand 12:44 The Game Goes Too Far… 13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids 13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate 15:01 Relationship Advice Question 16:14 “Laughter Is Everything” 16:46 “We Stay Together Because…” 17:09 The Real Relationship Advice To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Abbey & Peter Crouch: The One Word That Starts Arguments (And Why It Never Means What You Think).

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama. Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced. There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits 01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef & No Cleaning) 04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility” 04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong 05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out 08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos & Loft Disaster 10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock 12:42 “I Thought It Was Over” 13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine 16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means 17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic 19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life 21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs 22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football 23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry 25:57 Agony Ab: IVF & Gender Reveal Debate 27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender? To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions. From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy… The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for. If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some). Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/ Every day can be Iconic with TK Maxx. Shop at your nearest store, online or on the App now: https://www.tkmaxx.com/uk/en/ 00:00 Introduction 01:00 Outrageous Nicknames 04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke 08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird? 10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession 12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations 14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks 16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things 18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated 21:00 Celebrity Encounters 25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.