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On this week’s Halloween Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace spooky season with a cauldron full of listener dilemmas. From neighbourhood turf wars over Halloween decorations and the “right” kind of sweets to parents debating whether trick-or-treating counts as “modern begging,” no question is too ghostly or gory. Abbey shares an emotional story about signs from the afterlife, while Peter reflects on mischief nights, Ibiza party memories, and an eternal battle with teacakes. Together, they tackle debates on sexy zombie costumes, haunted neighbours, and how to survive Halloween as parents (and as a couple). Expect laughs, nostalgia, chaos, and the occasional existential chat about spirits — the ghostly kind and the fizzy pink kind. 00:00 – Abbey and Peter open the Halloween special 01:00 – Mischief Night explained: egging, toilet paper, chaos 02:30 – Ibiza neighbour drama and Peter’s “rave at night, zen by day” rant 04:10 – Would you go all-out or tone down Halloween for grumpy neighbours? 08:00 – The infamous “worm in Pasha” story 09:15 – Abbey’s emotional story about her late doctor and eerily timed message 12:20 – The “Trick-or-Treating is Begging” debate 14:00 – Abbey and Pete’s scariest parenting memories 16:00 – Why community street parties are secretly brilliant 20:00 – The “Sexy Zombie Cheerleader” dilemma 25:00 – Should you let your 12-year-old go trick-or-treating alone? 27:30 – Abbey’s Dracula hot chocolate moment and the outro Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From torrential rain and landslides that left them stranded in their villa, to Abbey calling a waiter an “egghead” and tactical napping gone wrong, it’s an Ibiza debrief like no other. The gang also dive into listener emails about newborns, hormonal mood swings, and the world’s most inconsiderate boyfriend who thought a McDonald’s counted as a birthday dinner. There’s Halloween chaos in the Crouch household, Peter’s emotional dad moment at his son’s cross-country race, and Abbey admitting she can’t deal with talkative neighbours — or random kids in soft play. By the end, the pair get surprisingly sentimental as Peter confesses the trip made him “appreciate home, family, and routine” — before losing it over unblown leaves. 00:00 – 02:30 Power cut panic before recording & the useless generator saga. 02:30 – 04:45 Ibiza recap begins — raw sardines, tactical naps & missing the big night. 04:45 – 06:15 FOMO on the flight home and listener messages about new babies. 08:00 – 09:45 Peter’s emotional dad moment watching Johnny’s cross-country race. 10:35 – 12:45 Abbey introduces “Snaps” — the telepathic party game that baffles everyone. 14:05 – 16:10 Abbey calls a rude waiter an “egghead” — and has no regrets. 17:00 – 18:45 Ibiza drama: landslides, stranded villas, and champagne in pyjamas. 19:00 – 25:00 Halloween mania — kids’ costumes, Tim Burton’s epic party, and Abbey’s cat outfit. 27:15 – 31:10 Nightmares, claustrophobia, and existential talk about ghosts, energy, and death. 33:00 – 34:00 Abbey’s “no margaritas” revelation. 35:00 – 39:00 Listener email: “Shark Week” mood swings & Peter’s survival advice for hormonal partners. 42:30 – 45:45 Listener dilemma — the boyfriend who owes money, forgets birthdays, and serves McDonald’s for dinner. 47:00 – 52:00 Chat about talkative neighbours, ignoring kids in soft play, and Abbey’s “hide if you see them” tactic. 52:00 – END Final reflections: Ibiza made them appreciate home, family, and routine — plus Abbey’s fury at uncollected leaves. With our code THERAPYCROUCH30, new customers get 30% OFF at uk.huel.com/therapycrouch30. Please check the description for terms and conditions. Unlock a lighter, easier way to fuel your day with Huel Lite, so you can focus on what really matters. MOV is £39 and that the code is for Lite only for a limited amount of time. Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business ideas to kids with sailor mouths and parents with playground egos. Peter confesses his selective husband hearing, Abbey vents about domestic chaos, and the pair debate whether a friend who never pays her share can be reformed. Expect hilarious tangents about cantaloupes, awkward neighbour encounters, chimney revenge plots, and the ever-competitive world of school mums. As always, it’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real-life therapy—Crouch-style. 00:00 – Pete can’t pronounce “cantaloupe” and chaos ensues 00:52 – A listener calls out Peter’s “selective hearing” in marriage 03:57 – The banister argument—Peter’s DIY meltdown 07:29 – When your 4-year-old drops the F-bomb 10:28 – Abbey and Peter’s take on kids swearing and modern pop lyrics 11:22 – “My friend stole my business idea!” – The baking betrayal 13:33 – Peter’s wild golf club chimney revenge story 15:07 – The tight mate who never pays up 17:18 – “Mum Wars” – Schoolyard competitiveness and pressure 20:13 – Abbey’s philosophy on parenting and happiness 22:23 – The coworker who narrates her entire day aloud 24:26 – Peter’s final meltdown and closing laughs Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by indie rock legend Miles Kane, fresh off announcing his new album Sunlight and Shadows. From tales of wild North London nights with Arctic Monkeys to lessons learned from Paul Weller, Miles opens up about his 20-year career, his creative rebirth in Nashville, and why he’s finally embracing calm over chaos. The trio get nostalgic reminiscing about red leather trousers, chaotic kids’ birthday parties, and the eternal north vs south debate. In Agony Abs, Abbey, Pete, and Miles tackle listeners’ dilemmas — from neighbours posting poo through letterboxes to partners making shocking Amex mistakes. It’s therapy, chaos, and rock’n’roll in one hilarious, heartwarming session. 00:00 – Abbey’s “weekly whine” about kids’ impossible homework 04:30 – “Grow up!”: Road rage stories and unexpected confrontations 07:45 – The infamous “Duke of Edinburgh” and “camping wankers” moment 14:00 – Reminiscing with Miles Kane: how he met Peter on Graham Norton 18:00 – The start of Miles’ music career and early days with The Rascals 22:20 – Touring with Arctic Monkeys and becoming lifelong friends 24:40 – Recording in Nashville and learning to stop self-sabotage 26:10 – “No more two-faced twats”: Miles on finding peace in his 30s 31:00 – Advice from Paul Weller that changed Miles’ career 33:40 – Miles on today’s music scene and why bands are struggling 36:00 – Red leather pants, personal style, and creative confidence 47:00 – Agony Abs: Neighbour wars, birthday chaos & Amex drama Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and hilarious real-life stories. From fantasy celebrity lists gone wrong (including one very muscular postman), to relationship confessions about hotel getaways and the death of romance after kids, nothing is off-limits. Ross reveals his holiday prep chaos ahead of his trip to Barbados, Peter explains the weirdest ad campaigns he’s ever done (including straddling a snooker table with Abbey in lingerie), and the pair get brutally honest about body confidence, low libido, and whether fantasy lists are harmless fun or total red flags It’s equal parts therapy session, comedy hour, and marital debate — with the usual dose of Crouch–Clancy chaos. 00:00 – Intro chaos 02:20 – The stingray incident that left Abbey scarred for life 04:36 – Listener dilemma: The fantasy celebrity list gone wrong 07:40 – Are fantasy lists dangerous? 08:17 – Hotel room confessions — “packing half the bedroom!” 10:00 – Golf terminology guessing game disaster 14:00 – Homeopathic remedies & Abbey’s wellness obsession 16:20 – The weirdest ad jobs they’ve ever done 19:00 – Peter’s surreal BBC One moment with Wayne Rooney 21:10 – Confidence vs nerves — Abbey’s honesty on anxiety 22:00 – Soup wars: Mushroom vs Broccoli showdown 24:10 – Listener dilemma: Losing confidence after having kids 26:00 – Abbey’s take on post-baby body confidence & intimacy Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.