There Will Be Duds

210 - Daddy Can't Dance

Odds and Ends: We talk about the smash hit Desert Warrior, funded by the Saudi royal family; y'all heard about this Westeros? Feature Film: It's Daddy Can't Dance, or White Men Can't Dance. Either way, Pete Weaver can't dance. Well, okay, he can, but not well enough to do any good here. Might as well just do more horrific Nutty Professor impersonations, except please don't. I feel like I had a point I was taking this at first, but I lost it, and now I guess I'm just done, not even going to retry. If Peter Vinal doesn't have to try to get a movie made, why should I try? There we go, I made a point eventually. Sort of. Maybe I should've stopped talking before. Next episode's movie: From Dusk Till Dawn & Apex wsg Regs from No Country for Old Films! You can join the conversation Wednesdays at 7pm EST! Available in podcast form on all your favorite podcatchers! Socials:linktr.ee/ThereWillBeDudsTwitch // ThereWillBeDudsYouTube // There Will Be DudsTwitter // @ThereWillBeDudsFacebook // There Will Be DudsInstagram // ThereWillBeDudsTikTok // @ThereWillBeDuds (0:00) Show start(9:00) Daddy Can't Dance(1:13:57) A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms(1:26:03) Next episode's movie

209 - Paranoia Agent

Odds and Ends: How's Myspace doing in 2026? Oh...; we talk about the drama, er, The Drama, with capital letters, because it's a movie title, so it's a proper noun, and those are capitalized. Just a lil bit of knowledge from yours truly. Feature Film: Our feature film this episode is... not a feature film! It's a miniseries by Satoshi Kon, who we've covered multiple times on the show, but still have yet to discuss one of his actual feature films. Anyway, this is a show, not a movie, and it's about a bunch of sad people or whatever and a very happy boy with a bat. I think so, at least, I'm not used to watching TV shows, so I get confused very easily. Why are there credits every 20 or so minutes? Those are just supposed to be at the end! Next episode's movie: Daddy Can't Dance (2012) You can join the conversation Wednesdays at 7pm EST! Available in podcast form on all your favorite podcatchers! Socials:linktr.ee/ThereWillBeDudsTwitch // ThereWillBeDudsYouTube // There Will Be DudsTwitter // @ThereWillBeDudsFacebook // There Will Be DudsInstagram // ThereWillBeDudsTikTok // @ThereWillBeDuds (0:00) Show start(5:23) Paranoia Agent(56:28) The Drama(1:22:18) Next episode's movie

208 - Con Air

Odds and Ends: T.J. went to Florida to see the launch of Artemis II, but mostly just helped rescue marine animals Feature Film: Maybe THE ultimate dude movie of the 90s, Con Air features a huge lineup of stars, or at least faces you'll probably know from something, even if you can't quite figure out what it is. It's Cage at his Cagiest, because despite the lack of big freakout moments, there's something undeniably Cagey about Cameron Poe. Next episode's movie: Paranoia Agent (2004) You can join the conversation Wednesdays at 7pm EST! Available in podcast form on all your favorite podcatchers! Socials:linktr.ee/ThereWillBeDudsTwitch // ThereWillBeDudsYouTube // There Will Be DudsTwitter // @ThereWillBeDudsFacebook // There Will Be DudsInstagram // ThereWillBeDudsTikTok // @ThereWillBeDuds (0:00) Show start(0:17) Con Air(1:05:16) Artemis II launch(1:23:35) Next episode's movie

207 - Return to Oz

Odds and Ends: We watched some new stuff, how about that? Nick talks about the HBO prestige trash show Neighbors, and we both talk about the movie that basically everyone's seen anyway so why even talk about it really, Project Hail Mary Feature Film: We return to Oz! Or actually, we just go there, since we've never covered an Oz movie on the show, but the movie is called Return to Oz, so I thought that that would still work, but now that I typed it out, it doesn't really make any sense at all. Oh well. I tried, and that's the important thing, right? Next episode's movie: Con Air (1997) You can join the conversation Wednesdays at 7pm EST! Available in podcast form on all your favorite podcatchers! Socials:linktr.ee/ThereWillBeDudsTwitch // ThereWillBeDudsYouTube // There Will Be DudsTwitter // @ThereWillBeDudsFacebook // There Will Be DudsInstagram // ThereWillBeDudsTikTok // @ThereWillBeDuds (0:00) Show start (1:53) Return to Oz (1:06:53) Neighbors (1:15:36) Project Hail Mary (1:31:43) Next week's movie

206 - The Underground Comedy Movie

Odds and Ends: T.J. talks about the hot new indie game Rollercoaster Tycoon 2; rising from the ashes of another month of duds, we go over the current state of the dud list Feature Film: Choosing pain over pleasure, T.J. picked The Underground Comedy Movie, and what an apt choice it was. Directed by Vince Offer, this is about equally as awful as his other movie InAppropriate Comedy, which means it very well could be the worst movie we've had to endure on this show. Next week's movie: Return to Oz (1985) You can join the conversation Wednesdays at 7pm EST! Available in podcast form on all your favorite podcatchers! Socials:linktr.ee/ThereWillBeDudsTwitch // ThereWillBeDudsYouTube // There Will Be DudsTwitter // @ThereWillBeDudsFacebook // There Will Be DudsInstagram // ThereWillBeDudsTikTok // @ThereWillBeDuds (0:00) Show start(13:00) The Underground Comedy Movie(1:18:41) Reviewing the dud list(1:22:19) Next episode's movie