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2026-03-24 Fish Noises

I found a spider. I rebooted the room and it is now offline. This is taking too long and I want ice cream. The guests are making a lot of loud fish noises. I am trying to give pep talks … Continue reading → [https://www.wastedmemory.com/podcast/2026-03-24-fish-noises/]

2026-03-17 Worried Crashout

We are worried about Kevin. I want to know how much you charge for the toilet paper. Now we are looking for Howard. The names of the numbers to cut up some coupons. I am looking for a cup of … Continue reading → [https://www.wastedmemory.com/podcast/2026-03-17-worried-crashout/]

2026-03-10 The Bells

I need a rain check. I need some five bells from the front desk. I am trying to do some motor boating. A policy about bad girls. I would like to bring some bells to the hotel. They are all … Continue reading → [https://www.wastedmemory.com/podcast/2026-03-10-the-bells/]

2026-02-24 Bird Seed

I did not get any tax forms from you. I need to know if there is a coat and jacket limit for the room. The firewood limit for the rooms. There is too much bird seed in the room. I … Continue reading → [https://www.wastedmemory.com/podcast/2026-02-24-bird-seed/]

2026-02-17 Soup Drunk

I need to get the secret elephant on the menu. We can clean the tables legs. The cut angle on the sandwich is wrong. I need to get my age verified. The fries are not curly, they are circles. The … Continue reading → [https://www.wastedmemory.com/podcast/2026-02-17-soup-drunk/]